My boss's boss is in town today and he was weird with me, and looking at him interacting with the team... he's just weird around women. This is so depressing.

Maybe it's not so weird, it's nice to be seen.

Thiiiiiiiiiiiiis.

Although weirdly media about my specific horrors can be really comforting, re: Bojack Horesman, Lady Dynamite, etc.

Oh, I’ve seen The shining because I love Kubrick. Not my favourite 😆

I’ve only fairly recently started willingly started to seek out the genre and I agree but I’m still a big baby who is prone to critical hit psychic damage

I can’t remember where I stopped but it was shamefully close to the start.

I don’t find being scared pleasurable, people who adore horror movies have always been so confusing to me.

I didn’t finish Alien because it scared me too much

Sparring Sundays are one of my favourite days of the week ⚔️

Today in Corporate Is a Hell Of Our Own Making:

1. “You can still have a great 20-30 year career without promotions.”
2. “I’m going to steal that!” said moments before realising she was talking about my work.

🤯🔫

Actually, just read, "shots fired at Altman's house two days after Molotov cocktails," and I am BACK IN THE GAME BAAAABY.

I tapped out today at, "Vance tells pope to be careful in theology."

Impossible

Felt Christ might delete later

Because I’ll list them Ivy but also I don’t have time because apparently the fucking PowerPoints still need touching even though we are about two minutes away from someone dropping a nuke so why bother.

Do you really need specifics, it’s all fucked and we are all being held hostage by a fucking fascist.

Huge regret turning on the news this morning.

A tweet which reads, “My worldview is based on 5 very obscure books none of which I’ve read.”

Same but my fencing. #HEMA

Shout out to everyone at the Pro Život rally today, you pack of cunts. Why did you need so many kitted out police protecting you? I thought god was on your side.

Horrified and disappointed that I have to go to a work event this evening, doubly horrified and disappointed because I organised it.

That's what they'll call me, Relateable Lu 😆

You are optimistic!

I stopped my lessons because the teacher was abusive and I haven’t had the stomach to start again yet.

<3

Thank you for replying because same <3

If I could drive I would 100% do this. What a perfect silent cocoon.

If you don’t come home and immediately take your suit off and stand like a little naked pot bellied alien staring blankly at the wall for a while do you even work in corporate?

Wild! We've gone wild and free with cheese!

He really isn't, you're nailing it though!

Let's just let them be, they are not angry at us.

❤️