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Posts by Christian Baines

Not all #ghosts want the order and serenity of closure. Some probably lived extremely well ordered, peaceful lives that never disturbed anybody; then died and decided "You know what? Now is the time to start stirring drama and chaos." #HorrorWriter #Paranormal #ParanormalRomance #UrbanFantasy

2 weeks ago 4 0 0 0

Right. 8.30 flight, so 5am wakeup for 6.30 airport arr...

Body clock: Got it. Setting alarm for 3.35am.

... *grrrr* See you soon NOLA @sasfest.bsky.social #Booksky #AuthorsofBluesky

3 weeks ago 8 0 0 0

Never do for a boy what you wouldn't do for cake. Cake does not lie. Cake does not judge. Cake does not suddenly disappear when needed mos... *glares at boyfriend*

3 weeks ago 3 1 1 0

Add #ReadyorNot2 to the list of #Horror sequels that outshine the original. #newmovies #horrorfilms #horrorcomedy

4 weeks ago 5 0 0 0

Andalusia Dogs is also, like Geist Fleisch historic urban fantasy. Welcome to my books if ur new.

1 month ago 3 0 0 0

H/T @scottdagostino.ca #IndieAuthor #Writing #Booksky

1 month ago 4 0 0 0

So much this!

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Say them with me kids:
- I will not be anyone's #culturewar puppet
- I will fact check before I outrage
- I will accept art is sometimes uncomfortable
- I will look at context and the bigger picture
- I will accept that not everything I dislike is evil
- I will not confuse social justice with ego

1 month ago 5 0 1 0

Forget the haters. Forget the box office. The mf'ing Bride is mf'ing great. #TheBride #Horror #HorrorMovies

1 month ago 3 0 0 0

4 for #Sinners, 3 for #Frankenstein, 1 for #Weapons. Not a bad haul for #HorrorFilms tonight at the #Oscars

1 month ago 1 0 0 0
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"I'd like to thank the Academy, our amazing cast and crew, my family, and Timothee Chalamet for this award." - Michael B. Jordan this weekend, probably.

Seriously, well earned, and a #Sinners upset for #BestPicture would be awesome. #Oscars2026

1 month ago 3 1 0 0

Listen to Iranians.

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Christian Baines February 20, 2026 It gives us great pleasure to present Season 11, Episode 6: Christian Baines! Christian Baines returns to share his latest novel, Andalusia Dogs. We discuss The Season of the Witc…

Missed me on the @wrotepodcast.com? Check out my chat with Baz & Vance here, plus my previous appearances on all their cringe glory! #GayBooks #LGBTQBooks #MMRomance #GayHorror #QueerHorror #Booksky #AuthorsofBluesky #IndieAuthor #CanLit #AusLit #GayRomance

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Well hey, guess who's back on the @wrotepodcast.com? Always a delight. Thanks Baz and Vance! #booksky #gaybooks #queerbooks #gayhorror #mmromance #authorsofbluesky

2 months ago 8 2 1 0

To the guys actually named #Chad, I'm sorry for the moment you're currently enduring. That you've become shorthand. An incel buzzword. A Halloween costume for gymbros. Cultural appropriation sucks. You are likely the last of your kind as nobody will name their kid Chad after this. Stay strong. ❤️

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

Bloody hells. I'm late on #28YearsLater: The Bone Temple but it's a damn near perfect #horrorfilm and easily the best of the #28Days franchise so far. Really hoping #NiadeCosta is involved in the next installment.

2 months ago 3 0 0 0

One more time kids, #MMromance is fantasy. #HeatedRivalry? Most of us are lucky to get a lukewarm mutual annoyance.

2 months ago 2 0 0 0

If this year's #Superbowl had too much politics for you, sis, you ain't ready for #Eurovision.

2 months ago 2 0 0 0

#SendHelp is the first great movie of 2026. #SamRaimi

2 months ago 4 2 0 0

Happy birthday to the late Ayn Rand, who can buy her own bloody presents thank you very much. We'll have none of that socialist freeloading nonsense here. #BOTD

2 months ago 2 0 0 0
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Dear gods, can we just enjoy #StarfleetAcademy for the pretty decent show it's been so far and let it find its feet before tearing it apart for being too this or too that or expecting it to be the revolutionary voice of a generation? That'd be lovely. Thanks. #StarTrek #Fandom

2 months ago 10 0 1 0
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Aunt Gladys isn't the scariest #horror character #AmyMadigan has brought to life. #Carnivale

2 months ago 0 0 0 0

In my head canon she is a #Riker descendant and I will not be taking questions at this time.

3 months ago 0 0 0 0

Geeeeezus. One more time. Fiction isn't reality. Actors, directors, authors etc do not owe anyone their real lives/stories outside the art and harassing them over it is vile. Nice to see the real #Loons clapping back at this. #HeatedRivalry #FrancoisArnaud

3 months ago 7 0 0 0
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Anyone claiming #StarfleetAcademy has no LGBTQ+ rep clearly missed any scene in which Holly Hunter uses a chair. #StarTrek #QueerTV #Bisexual

3 months ago 86 7 7 0

The biggest winners at the #CriticsChoiceAwards were Sinners and Frankenstein. Both supporting actor awards went to #horrormovies. #Horror isn't just keeping the lights on for American movies, it's finally taking its dues.

3 months ago 2 1 0 1

It takes a special toxicity to tell men they need to show more emotion then shame them for writing romance books. #MMRomance #GayRomance

3 months ago 4 0 0 0
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Best Horror Movies of 2025 Looking to put some extra chill in your Netflix? Or laugh yourself stupid at others' deliciously twisted misfortune? I've got you.

From queer fear to musical cults, dust bunnies and daemonic toys, these are my picks for the #BestHorrorMovies of 2025. #HorrorFilm #BestMovies #Bestof2025 #QueerHorror

3 months ago 5 0 0 0
Posters of the Warner Bros 2025 slate: THE ACCOUNTANT 2, ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER, SINNERS, WEAPONS, MICKEY 17, COMPANION, A MINECRAFT MOVIE, SUPERMAN, AZTEC BATMAN, FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES, THE CONJURING 4 and THE PARENTING

Posters of the Warner Bros 2025 slate: THE ACCOUNTANT 2, ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER, SINNERS, WEAPONS, MICKEY 17, COMPANION, A MINECRAFT MOVIE, SUPERMAN, AZTEC BATMAN, FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES, THE CONJURING 4 and THE PARENTING

It really says something about the lunacy of big finance now that Warner Brothers is being sold off for parts while its slate of 2025 films were a *remarkably successful* mix of franchise hits and smart original swings. A run of clever, crowd-pleasing, money-making films...and it’s still not enough?

3 months ago 12 1 3 0

The #YuleCat is just some bitchy fashionista gay the elves turned into an immortal daimonic cat for judging the last season clothes of poor people. They can try, but they will never erase our #queerhistory.

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