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If #belowdeck is trying to paint badger-pelt Mike as the worst person to ever show up on the franchise, they’re doing a bang-up job of it.

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Ugh. Captain Jason has no idea what Ben’s like. It’s impossible to just “toughen up” when your boss is a histrionic little boy throwing temper tantrums because no one has told him he can’t. #belowdeck

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No… Tucker,

you are not welcome, forgiven, excused, or given the benefit of the doubt.

You laughed on TV while children suffered and you did it for years, because the money was good.

You can rot.

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In February 1777, General George Washington ordered the first mass immunization campaign in American history by mandating that his troops be inoculated against smallpox. He protected the Continental Army from an epidemic that was deadlier than British forces.

249 years later, we have this idiot.

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This is Jemma and Bean. Jemma likes to eat her cheese snacks. Bean prefers to eliminate hers. 13/10 for both (TT: bjkuhn)

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IHIP News: RFK Jr. DESTROYED in Hearings and Dems Go ON ATTACK As Trump CRUMBLES!
IHIP News: RFK Jr. DESTROYED in Hearings and Dems Go ON ATTACK As Trump CRUMBLES! YouTube video by I've Had It

Jennifer for office: Jennifer Welsh, the Progressive convert Mom from Oklahoma City, invited Jack Schlossberg (a Kennedy) for an "interview" and proceeded to absolutely school him on Israel and watch him squirm. 🤣
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lmao the schlossberg interview on ihip went great until it didnt #nomorekennedys

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I live in NY-12 and I vehemently do not want Schlossberg in the seat. Let him go flip a district upstate.

DO NOT USE MY SAFE BLUE DISTRICT TO LAUNCH YOUR POLITICAL CAREER

I'm with @micahlasher.bsky.social, who has a track record of public service. What has Schlossberg done with his life?

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So incredibly disappointed in Jack Schlossberg

Here's the entire interview

youtu.be/C60SX-Lj4TM?...

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I'm watching #SouthernCharm and am currently in the middle of the first ep of S2. It's so interesting to me how all the guys are constantly talking about how Kathryn (21) is manipulating Thomas (50) as if she has any power over him, like pls give me a break

2 weeks ago 2 1 0 0

Nah. That’s the fun of Bravo shows. The cast evolves over time as does our opinion of them. You are good! #SouthernCharm

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This is a great list! I think I would add Sandoval from #PumpRules. I know he isn’t currently on a show, so maybe my submission is flawed, but he has to be somewhere on the list LOL

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Most legit evil, soulless reality TV personalities (current):
Kyle Richards #rhobh
Kim Plath #WelcomeToPlathville
Robyn and Kody #SisterWives
Janet #TheValley
Angelica #VanderpumpRules
Dakota #SLOMW
Ashley and Stacey #rhop
Larsa #rhom
Lisa Barlow #rhoslc
Patricia, Whitney, Salley #SouthernCharm

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Imagine getting friendzoned by any of these men.

I almost feel bad for Salley, almost. Sometimes pick-me’s don’t get picked. #SouthernCharm 🤷🏻‍♀️

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So Lauren from Utah made a massive scene at the reunion of #VPR because Katie and Ariana were jeopardizing her paycheck by not filming with Sandoval, but we are supposed to believe she is insulted that Jazmine said they wouldn’t hang out if cameras weren’t up? #TheValley

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Turns out Jax leaving doesn’t make #TheValley any less of a horror show/ PSA about the dangers of marrying straight man children and having babies with them

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Now who’s the 7% who’s Team Janet Caperna??? 😂😂😂 #TheValley #WWHL

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I used to like Jason, but now I get it. He and Janet are a perfect match, same level of delusion, same lack of self-awareness. The way he goes after Danny while basically describing his own wife is almost impressive. #TheValley

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Janet from #TheValley may be a bigger piece of shit than Kyle Richards #rhobh 😬

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It’s so interesting to me that Alex baskin chose to have 2 plot lines on #thevalley focusing on men asking sex of their wives postpartum

6 days ago 11 1 4 0
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#thevalley

No offense, but how can you tell them apart? I’d need a flag

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Jason Caperna - “I’m not a fan of people who do something terrible and make 0 life changes.”

Umm…. Have you met your wife?????? #TheValley

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MacFarlane: Are we to pretend we didn’t watch all that on television on January 6th? Did we not all see what happened at the Capitol?

These vacating of convictions, these pardons, are communicating to the American people: do not believe your lying eyes

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Thank you to whoever did this one. 🤣👏

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Dogs are guardian angels. 🥹

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France passed a law requiring solar panels on every parking lot with more than 80 spaces.

Equals 10 nuclear reactors
Reduces heat island, shades cars

The US -- 800 million parking spaces. Most of them are uncovered asphalt sitting in direct sunlight.

Why aren't we doing this?

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A chunk of blue-grey fluff that is actually a very soft kitten sitting on a library desk. They are doing a very serious Kitten Face and have very intent yellow-gold eyes, and they would be so scary and fierce if they were more than six inches tall and not so hugely adorable when they tried to be judgey.

A chunk of blue-grey fluff that is actually a very soft kitten sitting on a library desk. They are doing a very serious Kitten Face and have very intent yellow-gold eyes, and they would be so scary and fierce if they were more than six inches tall and not so hugely adorable when they tried to be judgey.

The news all sucks today.

Here's a kitten in a library!

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NEWS: Huge first win for Mayor Mamdani’s tax-the-rich plans in NYC.

Mamdani just secured a deal with Gov. Hochul to create the state’s first-ever tax on $5 million+ second homes owned by ultrawealthy out-of-state residents.

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