The Onion says it has struck a deal to take over Infowars The move would allow the satire site to turn Alex Jones' conspiracist creation into a parody of itself.

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Don’t subscribe to Infowars…

You can’t handle the “truth”!

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I don’t know how I feel about that. 😂🤣😂🤣

I’m back. Did you miss me?

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When you can’t negotiate a nuclear disarmament with an enemy, pay them $20 billion dollars to buy their uranium.
That way they can just buy already made nukes from N Korea.

The wrong guy died today.

Why didn’t he end the war in his first term?

Oh it was not real!

If the United States is going to go around the world causing regime changes, we should practice here first.

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Bad Advice For The Day

Prove that you are the Peace President by stating WWIII.

With a bonus side affect of tanking the worlds economy.

Wow I have a number of authors following me. They must be desperate for ideas.

Just kidding. I am an avid reader.

#Humor

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Bad Advice For The Day

No you didn’t have a bad dream yesterday. It was Trumps State of the Union speech.

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Bad Advice For Today

Watch the State of the Union

I can’t believe I said that.

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Tickets to some parts of Mexico are dirt cheap today. You should go take a vacation.

#TooSoon

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I can’t tell if tariffs are good or bad…. POTUS likes them, but SCOTUS doesn’t...

Welcome to the House of Bad Advice! Your daily dose of terrible guidance served with a side of sarcasm.

Spicy Take: Master of the unwanted advice — like that one friend who always thinks they know better while rarely having life figured out themselves.

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A coupon for fast food makes a great Valentine’s Day gift.

Must be dementia. Runs on the family.

Hey Gym Jordan just exactly when was it that you testified before The J6 Committee?

Oh o forgot you ignored that subpoena….

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Fun fact:
Those lines on the building are 18 inches each. So Mr Bovine is really only about 4ft tall.

No sarcasm today

Today every Blue State Government needs to call up their National Guard and use them to physically expel BCP and ICE from their states.

#BAFTD You can fool ICE facial recognition with this life like mask…

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Good one!

I’m thinking I may need to start digging a bomb shelter.

Can I borrow a shovel? And can you come dig it for me?

Hey, it was BAD advice. You’re not supposed to do what I say. 😂😁😂😁😂

#BAFTD When you need a distraction….

Start an international war….

My wife put a bag of popcorn in the microwave and it burned three days ago.

The smell is still around. I think it could be used to hide the smell of a decomposing body.

Now that’s an Unethical Life Pro Tip for ya!

If you own stock in Heinz Catsup. You may want to keep that stick for a while. I think their sales is going to jump sky high.

Well shit!

Famous Quote:
When all else fails, do something stupid so people talk about that instead.

Release the Epstien Files

This is the internet. People are mad because you asked that question.

Because he just found out his son has been jerking off to pornhub.