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The Onion says it has struck a deal to take over Infowars The move would allow the satire site to turn Alex Jones' conspiracist creation into a parody of itself.

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Don’t subscribe to Infowars…

You can’t handle the “truth”!

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When you can’t negotiate a nuclear disarmament with an enemy, pay them $20 billion dollars to buy their uranium.
That way they can just buy already made nukes from N Korea.

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Prove that you are the Peace President by stating WWIII.

With a bonus side affect of tanking the worlds economy.

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No you didn’t have a bad dream yesterday. It was Trumps State of the Union speech.

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Bad Advice For Today

Watch the State of the Union

I can’t believe I said that.

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Tickets to some parts of Mexico are dirt cheap today. You should go take a vacation.

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I can’t tell if tariffs are good or bad…. POTUS likes them, but SCOTUS doesn’t...

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A coupon for fast food makes a great Valentine’s Day gift.

#BAFTD You can fool ICE facial recognition with this life like mask…

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Start an international war….

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Pull my finger…

Go ahead, I dare you.

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Don’t listen to doctors. They act like they know what’s best for you.

Salt
Cholesterol
Alcohol

The elixir’s for a long life. Live a little.

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Tomorrow is Monday.

Ignore your alarm.

Don’t answer the phone when work calls.

Enjoy your extended weekend.

You are welcome.

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Alarm clocks are the devil. Cast them out of your lives.

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Now is the time to schedule that trip on Spirit Airlines because your time in the airport will be just as bad as your time in the air.

If you are able to get in the air.

Did ya miss me. If not who cares…

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If you want new friends learn Spanish and hang out at a Home Depot in the mornings. iCE will be there shortly to give you a ride.

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Keep escalating.

Trump is an asshole!

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Leave all of your nuclear bombers out so a $900 drone can blow it up.

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Yes Joni Ernst, we all are going to die. But you don’t have to help thousands of your own constituents…

I guess that’s not bad advice. Sometimes I suck at this. But I don’t suck as bad as Joni Ernst

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Cut your own hair, if you mess up, it grows back.

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Make your own coupons for your favorite store and in small print have a clause that if the coupon is refused that you own the store.

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If your teeth are not as white as you like sandpaper does wonders and is cheaper than going to a dentist to get them whitened.

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Party like it is 1929, because it may soon be….