Hello friends! Took a bit of a sm break cause of *everything*

Hope everyone is as well as can be and staying safe.

I have a joke about Sammael, but it’s short

A cartoon of two men sitting on opposite sides of a bus with the caption “A day in the life of The Amyrlin Seat” at the top. The one on the right is super happy looking out the window to a beautiful, sunny view. He has the caption “Making fish metaphors” The one on the left is sad and frowning looking out at dark grey rock, with the caption “White Tower responsibilities”

#TheWheelOfTime #MemesOfTime

It’s the best cause you took the time to respond to each one 😆
Get them weirdos

I’m not as active on the socials as I used to be bUT SWEET BABY CREATOR THAT WAS AMAZING! S3 HYPE!!!

🤣 @kylienoele.bsky.social calling them all weirdos is sending me

A picture of my tuxedo domestic shorthair cat, Boots, on our light brown couch sleeping. She’s on her back with her legs spread open and up against the couch’s back cushions

This diva. Have some decorum, Boots

Yo mama so ugly she was the original trolloc

#YoMamaMonday #WoTSkies

an elderly man is standing in front of a tree and saying `` no '' . Alt: An elderly Steve Rogers is standing in front of a tree and saying ``No. No, I don’t think I will”

Robert Jordan:

Matrix

S3 releases in 3 months AND THERE IS STILL NO MERCHANDISE! LET ME BUY STUFF I DON’T NEED! #WoTSkies

I love The Wheel of Time

Imagine being locked in the bore for thousands of years and then suddenly you’re out and experiencing gastrointestinal distress for the first time since the age of legends

Best part about the teaser trailer?
Zero Whitecloaks

INCOHERENT SCREAMING

🤣

Optimist: the glass is half full
Pessimist: the glass is half empty

sad boi: Liah of the Cosaida Chareen, Sendra of the Iron Mountain Tardaad, Lemelle of the Smoke Water Miagoma...

Cause she a grabby bitch

A white guy (Dennis from Always Sunny) sitting in the driver seat of a car wearing a blue shirt. The text says (laughter) - You dumb bitch.

#WoTSkies #MemesOfTime

*Gawyn does anything*

Me:

I see the “zero chill” mandate migrated with the fandom. Awesome

Prove that you’re really you in three words or less #WotSkies

I love balefire

#WoTSkies
Introduce yourself with:
(not including any WoT stuff because that seems too easy)

One book: Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell
One Movie: Dogma
One album: (What’s the Story) Morning Glory - Oasis
One TV Show: The Expanse
One game: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

Thinking about how dumb the Whitecloaks are individually and as an organization

BTW since a lot of people have arrived recently, I wanted to make sure everyone knows about two AWESOME FEATURES that would have been great on twitter:

1) if someone quotes a post of yours to be a jerk, you can detach your post from theirs! It vanishes & they can do nothing about it. It feels good.

Hello! Do you have a few minutes to hear about our Lord & Savior Rand Al’Thor, The Dragon Reborn?

This is a meme using a common template from the show King of the Hill. It has two panels, the top is the son from the family holding a sign up to a window and pointing firmly at whoever is inside. The sign had been edited by me to say “falsely accusing people of being darkfriends is not a real job.” The bottom panel has the dad from the show looking stern with one hand on his hip, the other holding the crumpled up sign as he lectures the son, while the people getting pointed at stand in window looking on. The caption of this has been edited by me to say “If those Children (capital C) could read they’d be very upset.”

#OldWoTTweets #MemesOfTime #TheWheelOfTime

A four panel meme where the top caption says “Emotions were high that night in the Stone of Tear”. The top left has a blonde lady yelling and pointing while being held back by a brunette lady labeled Elayne & Nynaeve. The top right has a guy shouting with his eyes wide labeled Mat. Bottom left is a young man sitting at a table sobbing labeled Bel’al and the bottom right has a cat meowing labeled Moiraine.

New app old #MemesOfTime
#NoContextWoTSpoilers

Screen shot shows a quote retweet and original tweet. The original tweet is from an account called the White Tower, which is actually not a WoT account but a restaurant that happens to have that name. Khalil had tagged them in a tweet asking about fandom drama. The White Tower responded “I’m not sure why we’ve been tagged but we’re a restaurant.” My QRT says “this mad all the drama worth it. ‘sir, this is a Wendy’s.’”

This one has to be a screenshot to get the QRT. Probably one of the top ten funniest days on the old app

i will only use #WotSkies if we don't have one person claiming to be the "founder" of #WotSkies

A three panel meme. The top panel has a sad cartoon figure labeled as Rand being bullied by a group of three cartoon characters from behind labeled Madness, Duty & Scheming Aes Sedai. The second panel has Rand looking slightly optimistic as another cartoon character comes in for a hug and the third panel has Rand smiling as he hugs the cartoon character labeled Balefire

New app. Same #MemesOfTime