Cartoon by @markdolk.bsky.social

John Jacob Gerrymander Schmitt, his name is my name too

BREAKING:

WASHINGTON (AP) — Virginia voters approve new US House districts that could aid Democrats in midterm elections.

I caved. I got the 30lb magnet and a magnetic topper.

Andy Saunders - Bluebell Wood.
Oil on board.

Crocuses

Woo!! My Crocuses are up 🥰 !!

Pulled those 135lb deadlifts like a true teenage boy on his first day at the gym 😤

today you’re growing, tomorrow you’ll shine

brings me peace knowing I’m comfortable with my own identity and I’m not at all swayed by cosplayers

Remember when my ex and his wife that he cheated on me with showed up to the funeral of my uncle they never met???
hahahaha what the fuck

Sassy Sauce - Vibin’
cause I’m not waiting for summer for neons

Friends! The sun has come out today and, along with it, our beautiful Azalea 🌺 Isn’t it lovely?! #SpringWatch

Week two of feeding the crows: they’ve got the timing down. In the last few days, they’ll come down about half an hour after I set out their nuts. Exciting stuff

why would you voluntarily exempt yourself from popculture
How can you be so jaded you simply deny yourself the simple pleasures of whimsy

I have a jumping spider in each of my windows 🥰

I had a fully grown adult ask me if I’d help him call ICE because his daycare provider is speaking Spanish in the classroom. He lives in Miami. He also let me know his wife is Asian? For some reason? Humans can be so repulsive.

Hot pink azalea blooms. Photo taken April 2026.

Stunning azalea blooms.
🩷🌸🩷🌸🩷

#flowers #spring #pink
#nature #photography
#bloomscrolling #blossoms

The Dreamcast startup screen, with my hand holding a Dreamcast controller.

Livin’ the dream, baybeeeee

Carpe Diem

Always endearing when my father dramatically exists the room to let me know that just the sound of my voice has pushed him past his limits

would anyone even notice at this point? mm yeah it’s probably fine actually

what if I’m only funny in the “spends too much time on the internet” sorta way??? god

a man in a suit and tie stands in front of two other men ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of two other men

@kamalaharris.com

A Nintendo DSi running a eReader app. Void Jumpers 1 is on the screen.

“Real books” this, “e-ink” that.

Grow up and read your books the proper way.

And Beth’s blue from alchemy lacquers which I will never wear again.

Nettle and Briar from Lurid lacquer! Ugh. She IS the moment

Update: he is returning

Just a whole photo frame of nothing but little white rings of petals, yellow pollen centers and green feathery leaves. Chamomile growing wild in Athens. If you were to step in it, the scent would everywhere.

Chamomile

My favorite thing is when you stop petting a dog and they put their paw on your arm like, "we're not done here."

Donkey Kong Country soundtrack slappin on a Thursday morning