cant score points in the college football playoff anymore, because of woke

Taps the sign👇

This is why I dont trust happiness. I never have.

Aggie defense came to play today. Crowd was awesome. Pity the offense and staff were no-shows.

One thing A&M is good at is breaking my damn heart

8-4, 7-5 will. not. cut. it. Periodt

Awful last two games. Did not even look like the same team. Can be proud of the season and dumbfounded at post play like what y'all? sigh

Alllllll of this is true especially the part about Elko. Keep taking steps forward.

Texas will not allow Reveille to attend the football game on Friday. The Eye of Texas is not upon them.

Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.

Fifteen Years

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You insult hussies, sir.

God is begging you to send these National Guard troops home to be with their families. Stop ruining their lives so that Donald can cosplay fascism.

“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”

{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}

As a long-time fan and proud graduate, I've experienced a lifetime of disappointment amid unreal expectations. This was one of the grittiest and most impressive performances I've ever seen. So proud of those young men. #GigEm

You’ve gotta be kidding me Aggies

Brandi Carlile: Church & State (Live) - SNL YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

On this All Saints Sunday, I commend to you Brandi Carlile performing her song “Church & State” last night on SNL—reciting a snippet from Thomas Jefferson’s “Letter to the Danbury Baptists” (and playing a Les Paul!). youtu.be/XVSqAEJO9e0

Brandi Carlile just killed on #SNL Sooooo good!!! ❤️

She is in Thomas's head!!

Greatest baller of all time? Yes indeed!

Yo! A'ja Wilson!

This is what kids dream of as they shoot hoops in their driveway.

#WNBA #LVvsPHX

a female basketball player with the number 22 on her jersey is celebrating ALT: a female basketball player with the number 22 on her jersey is celebrating

MYYYYYY GOAT!!!!!! #wnba

A’ja Wilson exists on a different plane than the rest of us. She is magical.

A'JA WILSON IS THAT GIRL 🏀

#WNBA
#ACES
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It feels like the internet‘s cooked us into presenting every position in the strongest moral terms and responding to every disagreement as an all-out attack that must be annihilated before it destroys everything and it seems not great

GIG’EM AGGIES 👍🏼

Now we got a game. Let's #GoIrish

Worst play call in the history of CFB and worst QB decision to then THROW IT INTO DOUBLE COVERAGE like that. What the heck. #NotreDame v #Miami

#CFB

Electric bill in the south #comedy #faulkner #airconditioning #electricbill #heat YouTube video by Jerry Wayne Live

“Texan reads his electric bill like it’s a Faulkner novel”

Arike 0 for 10 🤦🏽‍♀️ #wnba