Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. First frame: Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" Right side of frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." Second frame: The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak. The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

Evergreen

No one threw him down even a small flight of stairs though 😔

Real sugar in food/drinks, not high fructose corn syrup

Iran going after Bsky is a genuinely funny waste of resources.

Ooh, flashbacks *shudder*

I’m going to leave magazines in random places throughout the store

I’d pay money to see that, haha

No, I definitely agree

Hire Becky Hammon for the next coach of the Bulls, and I will watch for the lolz

Yeah, Reinsdorf is 🚮 The Sky are probably in a better place than the Bulls, and that’s sad, lol

Hot Garbage Dumpster Fire GIF Alt: Hot Garbage Dumpster Fire floating in flood waters

Basketball in Chicago right now:

🫣

It was so hyped up in the city too - hilarious

This was so embarrassing, trololol. Pretty sure my parents were pissed they let me stay up to watch this, haha

Pretty sure this was one of the first signs we were headed to the bad place 😭

Rahm could switch to have the exact same opinions on me on every single topic and I wouldn’t vote for him because he covered up a murder.

Every time a Tkachuk loses, an angel gets its wings 🪽

second base umpire wanted nothing to do with no goose

#skytown telenovela 🤳📽🏀

FYI -- The Chicago Sky announced that both preseason games will air on The U. It doesn't seem that long ago we were watching preseason games on someone's IG Live!

"you don't hate mondays, you hate capitalism"

i can hate a lot of things actually. there is not a limit for me.

With 1️⃣8️⃣ days left until Tip-Off, we’re going back to a playoff masterclass from the floor general.

On September 28, 2021, Courtney Vandersloot delivered the most assists in a single game in WNBA postseason history with 1️⃣8️⃣ vs. the Connecticut Sun.

#WNBATipOff presented by @carmax.com

Celebrated 420 a day early by procuring two sacks of “goodies” from Michigan yesterday 😏

Uath Mammoth: A Fanatics fuck-up *and* a villain in a Star Wars PC game from 1998.

Me every morning when I wake up and check my phone and confirm that it did NOT happen while I was asleep:

Daren Puppa

Tweet of the day.

Can we get Tash signed asap please #wnba

I will always stan Marina until the end of days