how did we get here

And for $20 million you can buy the naming rights to "wife of LA Clippers owner Steve Balmer"

221. Chief Justice Roberts and the Clean Power Plan Remarkable reporting from the New York Times provides a peek behind the curtain of the February 2016 rulings that ushered in the modern emergency docket. And what it reveals is pretty discouraging.

"In the first major case in which the Court granted emergency relief as a means of shaping nationwide policy, it turns out that the justice who led the charge was the one who was doing quite a bit more than calling balls and strikes."

Me on Saturday's @nytimes.com scoop in today's "One First":

A large white waterfowl with orange feet stands in front of a door. On the door is a cardboard sign secured with tape that reads, "DO NOT LET THE DUCK IN." Adding insult to injury, I think the duck might be a goose.

Whatever you do,

Oi!

It's the unmistakable glow of Philly sports fandom

has anyone bought a ceiling fan semi-recently that doesn’t rock and click and if so, plz share with the class?

i know most fans are made by the same co and they’re all cheap shit but idk if i can find a good one

If you're a journalist who is still on substack, it is NOT ok.

Shall we be dragged by him to the bottom of the sea? Shall we be towed by him to the infernal world?

... in the Case Csupo v. Google LLC, You Could Get Money from a $135 Million Settlement."

federalcellularclassaction.com

Not sus at all that the email notice for this class action settlement sits in my gmail spam. Anyway, sharing this info:

"If You Used an Android Mobile Device to Access the Internet Through a Cellular Network at Any Time from November 12, 2017 to the Present, and Are Not a Class Member...

1/2

Police ask the owner of 14,088 bags of fentanyl found in Delaware to come forward Two civilians made the discovery and reported it to police, who confiscated the drugs.

Not The Onion

www.inquirer.com/news/delawar...

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😂😂😂

1...2...3...4!

Hello, I made you a feed of your cats watching the Artemis II splashdown bsky.app/profile/did:...

Flight tracker shows the zig zagging path of one of the Artemis recovery helicopters over the Pacific

Recovery
www.flightradar24.com/RCVRY11/3f2a...
#Artemis

a man is sitting on an inflatable unicorn in a body of water Alt: a man is sitting on an inflatable unicorn in a body of water

#Artemis front porch

Flight tracker showing choppers circling the area where Artemis splashed down today

#Artemis you up?
www.flightradar24.com/IMGRY21/3f2a...

Air to Ground Message:

PAX WANT TO KNOW IF ARTEMIS ROCKET LANDED

Area: Jacksonville, FL, USA
Type: Airbus A320
A: #a2da6d9d5d4
F: #f4f355d3e18

#acars #vdlm2

Air to Ground Message:

CAN YOU LET US KNOW IF XXXXX LANDS SAFELY THX

Area: Portland, OR, USA
Type: Boeing 787-9
A: #a82b38b5cd6
F: #f7e5be743e8

#acars #vdlm2

Exhale

#artemis

"10 seconds till entry interface"

"Crew and vehicle are configured for entry."

#Artemis #Artemis2 #NASA #Orion #Integrity

Holding my breath with all of NASA, families, nerds...

#Artemis #Artemis2 #Orion #Integrity #NASA

Hearing the excitement in Nell Greenfieldboyce's voice today is so great. #Artemis II

lol remember when Republicans howled in indignation after Obama released $1.7B of frozen Iranian funds and all we got in exchange was a multinational deal to massively curtail its nuclear program?

Frivolous?!?

oops, spoilers in the youtube comments 🫣

My IT guy:
have they tried turning the capsule off and back on again