True, I'm just a lowly 'downstairs' person with broken English and minimal education, suitable to scrub rugs and prepare meals for her Ladyship.

I submitted a list of a hundred preferred ways, but she shredded that document with her scratchy fingers.

She surrendered the title of 'Lady' when she very nearly--only by my swift intervention--puked on my hours-old rug.

Share some of the best eyes in movies 🎥

A mixed tabby sitting on her bum in the sun behind a red curtain.

Undignified laziness behind the curtain. 🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky #caturday

Freshly planted pink, yellow, and purple tulips in front of the local library.

These weren't here yesterday. 🌷 #flowers #bloomscrolling

Everyone grabs Troi. 😂 Also, what is that blue-shirt at the back doing?

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Daft Punk meets David Byrne meets The White Stripes meets... Gwar? I'm not sure what this is but I'm into it. 🤘 #music youtu.be/pRgHYWOtqqc?...

It occurs to me that I don't think I've seen the original movie, even though I often quote it.

Happy #caturday 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ 🩵🩷💚💜

A mixed tabby watching Artemis II's re-entry on TV.

Even my cat was transfixed. #artemisii #nasa #catsofbluesky

Clusters of daffodils facing the morning sun along my walk.

After a virtually snowless Winter, Spring has sprung. 🌼 #flowers #bloomscrolling

A mixed tabby curled in a ball on a red fleece blanket.

For context, she wasn't even in the bedroom fifteen seconds earlier, and suddenly she's "asleep" in my spot. 😸 #cats #catsofbluesky

The metal bar (there are four of them) is horribly loud and slippery to hold. I only intended to wrap a small bit of duct tape to pad the bar to dampen the clang of the keys, then unexpectedly I was making a whole handle, which I now know is a lot harder to do with duct tape than with hockey tape. 😤

Office keys with a large metal anti-theft-bar wrapped in duct tape to resemble the handle of a hockey stick.

Meanwhile, at a typical Canadian #office... #work #hockey

Happy #caturday 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

2026 is shaping up to be a brutal year for consumer electronics affordability.

I think it would be cheaper if it were.

Stunning lines, great geometry.

Light and shadow, contrasts of life 🖤 #shotoniphone #mobilephotography #classicmono

Show somebody who absolutely rocks a hat and isn't Indiana Jones.

I assume it is but I'm completely stumped.

Who IS this? #bobblehead #search #help

Two Canadian geese standing in a swamped cornfield.

The first Cobra Chickens I've seen this year. 🪿 #geese #nature

Finally, someone said it! Yes, thermonuclear waterway-diversion IS the future. ☢️🌊

a man with glasses and a mustache is being photographed by a woman holding a camera that says ko on it ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is being photographed by a woman holding a camera that says ko on it

More evidence to confirm my long-held suspicion. 👖

A mixed tabby lying on a rug, holding her stuffed mousie toy.

Imbued with catnip, she wouldn't hold still for even one millisecond, so here's an in-focus photo of her mauled stuffie toy. 🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky

Ok, that was pretty good. 👍

Photo credit: Oliver

#catsofbluesky #cats

Maybe the editor accidentally axed an explanation that the characters had reached a save-point and thus were allowed to fast-travel and to set waypoints.