When we had fish for dinner
#art #abstract #onpaper

C'mon now, this dance isn't going to interpret itself.

A witch cursed my pallette and I've never painted better.

I deny any knowledge of such a thing as the Star Chair
#art #onpaper #escapism

My colourful The Who tribute band The Hue

Anger free by way of pencil and paper

#art #algorithmrevolt #losthashtags

Oh, to be mistaken for a God again!
#art #creativedisease #onpaper

I can stop drawing anytime I want to.

Metro Drawings #art #tyrannyofthehashtag #algorithmcrush

#photography #blackandwhite

Packed amphitheater in wait for my monologue #photo #SouthShields

The lovely South Shields Tyneside on a perfect April day
#photo

Any time I brag my friends dog pile on me. I call them the Gloat Busters.

Alt text gets me nowhere #art #whocares #uselesstags

I've been waiting a long time to have this conversation with you only to realise it's not possible.

For a Moment Can You Picture Me Handsome as I Say These Words
#art #drawing #on paper A5

Feminised extension into obscure praxis. I in the background. Am I alert?

The State of Her Extension Our Only Hope
#drawing #art #on paper A5

Unreliable visual account of the breakdown of sense.

Early Eye Witness Accounts of Shit Turning Weird
#drawing #art A5 #onpaper

Hi this is my brother Trial and I'm Error

There will be a day that's your last day on social media and you won't even know it because you're too busy being miserable.

After the collapse, I'll wander around wearing a necklace of human ears and say, "WHAT?" to anyone I encounter.

I repost all He-Man material. It's my last shot at a BS identity.

I think in a Hegelian sense, Trump posting himself as Jesus ain't so bad.

"Do Red Cross" - like a cover song?

Is it ironic that in an actual fight the Pope would kick Trump's ass?

Now that MAGA is turning on Trump over that Jesus thing, I'm finally starting to warm up to him a bit.

Real men don't assault nature with plastic.

New home. My war against anti-nature garden plastic has begun.

No, I'm not "talking to myself", that would imply a conversation. I'm berating myself.

To all those who have blocked me, I am now blockading YOU

I demand to be unmuted or I am muting EVERYONE

No one looks anyway

My drawings like to party
#art