That wiley lil shit got me too! He even tricked me when he wasn't around to do it!

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

Ben Collins before and after taking over InfoWars

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Oh why is mans putting his finger in the dude's face like that? They don't give a shit, "upholding the law" until it becomes inconvenient.

Thank you it was on the tip of my brain.

I didn't even consider the animal cruelty aspect. Those maggots deserve better tbh. I need to do better.

Ohohoh what's the one where they put you in a log and force feed you milk and honey and wait for bugs to infest your open sores so you die forever?

That is so awesome for you please ask them to abbreviate it literally any other way!

autistics are better than ai because:

• we will make sure we are telling you facts

• we will not fluff you up about how great you are

• we will barely consume any water, to the point that you will be begging us to hydrate

Dumbass.

Jesus fucking Christ SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU INVERTED BRAINED FUCKWIT FOR THE SAKE OF CHRIST JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!

*Curb

What the actual fuck….

... Why are we giving a fuck about what that thing has to say?
Weed?
We're back to that?
Just because she's jumping ship doesn't mean she's in our boat.

I would not put too much stock into this, nor this whole "buy your independence!" shpeal for LLMs helping people self diagnose.

On the right is someone NFL doctors say is 6’3, 230 lbs with 5% body fat

On the left is someone White House doctors say is 6’3, 224 lbs with 4.8% body fat

If the White House is THAT dishonest about something so clear, why should we believe anything they say about anything?

a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .

They told the Pope he doesn’t understand the Bible and then they quoted Pulp Fiction.

I'm calling the cops

Dawg it is not that deep.

... I have to speak very literally to you don't I.

When they grabbed a bunch of pebbles the third time!!

No one will be held accountable. It'll just die to history. Fuck him. Fuck everyone around him, fuck everyone that made this happen.

Right but he never had Twitter, he tried calling it X, it's always Twitter. He lost. That's how he knows he lost.

I'd rather clap her ears.

... No it in fact does the opposite. Continuing to call it Twitter when he wants it to be X is literally doing the complete and total opposite.

We should be learning from other countries...

What if I just got into super good shape and posted selfies and thirst traps from my basement gym all the time

Something like this, but like, actually be in shape 😐

Digital Circus is for frickin girls sorry. If you buy a ticket to that shit and you're a guy... Like sorry bro but people are gonna think you're gay. You should be watching Gaslight District bro, you're just begging to be pegged bro.

"Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead."

-- Kurt Vonnegut, who died #OTD 2007