The secret to unlocking Gazdag is . . . a two-hour rain delay? #crew96

The NWSL called and Columbus answered 📞

Columbus joins the league as team No. 18!

I’m a big soccer fan but Columbus choosing to turn a park into a training facility and gifting billionaires the funds to do it is not something I agree with…
#Crew96 #NWSL

#Crew96 ownership, and whomever they task with running the NWSL team, is going to have a huge and arguably impossible task in attempting to wash the corrupt billionaire stink off of this team by the time they take the field in 2028.

#footballheritage

we should have listened.

(...prepares This is an Outrage Carl gif if not)

Stop Love is Blind cast from going #crew96 games

Sargent & Latte Lath have provided me with so much ammo for my "MLS is better than the Champo and MLS teams should not shop there b/c Champo players are overpriced" take.

We’re embarrassing.

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Power Rankings Viz thru MD6:

Luckiest and unluckiest unchanged, though the race for those honors has tightened a bit.

Luckiest Team: 92nd Percentile - DC United #VamosUnited
Unluckiest Team: 6th Percentile - Columbus Crew #Crew96

xPts table is also updated: tinyurl.com/xGPostFacto

Abou Ali's Cucho impersonation on that second goal. Master Impressionist. 10/10 recommend viewing on repeat. #Crew96

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#crew96 win!

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Anyway my official take is Italy won’t return to the World Cup til they bring back the Diadora kits & boots.

Looking forward to UEFA proposing a 64-team men's World Cup format in which all 16 new spots are given to UEFA teams only for Italy to crash out against San Marino

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We are less than 300 signatures away from 5,000! Share with your friends! #Crew96 #NWSLtoCBUS

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TBez return would be too good to be true. That being said, if he returned, I would pre-pay my season tickets for however long his contract was for. He is a winner.

I’ll say this about Antoine Griezmann, no Frenchman in history has ever been more From Florida

Some serious hail in Worthington, OH... I think it's the largest I've seen in central Ohio in my 52 years.

Me neither.

Video + Blog = Vlog

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