Gillian Anderson

Every time I heal I come back weirder Wizard cat drinking in front of volcano

me and my homies all like staying unconscious for the maximum allotted time peroid

Amish people went off when they rejected society and technology

A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player's game being paused by a popup window giving them a status update, with the only option being an acknowledgement button that says "Done". The scene behind the window is of the player being passed by a guard patrolling the city of Leyawiin on a grey and rainy day. The guard is smiling and looking off into the distance, past the player.

Your pants have been deleted.
[Done]
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

I feel like we’re living in a dystopian novel so dystopian that even if Huxley, Orwell and Bradbury had collaborated on a book, the three of them together couldn’t have dreamt this shit up.

#DavidLynch #Friday

Scully let's split up. I'll interview this beautiful botanist and you go check out the sewer system full of human bones

sorry, i can’t hang out tonight. i have to plot world domination with my cats

they should invent a USA with checks and balances

living in this country is like being awake on the table

the moon landing was staged? yeah thats how all orbital rockets fucking work dude

dragging myself through the work day like a waning victorian child who yearns to see the seaside

I am far too beautiful and creative and precious to be filling out spreadsheets, and yet here i am, bent-backed, broken like a beast of burden, and yoked to this dreaded computer.

Gaslighting myself into having hope for the future.

Image of a bonelord from morrowind. Text says "the bonelord fandom is dying, retweet if you're a true boner".

sisyphus but it’s just me opening and closing the door for my cat all day

Me pouring Tylenol into the city water supply to fix America's railway network

i love cats like meow meow meow you're so right bro I fw that

a millionaire? I’ve got two toilets in my house, man. what more could you want

Y’all like my new hat?

*gently to my cat*: you cant be a little fucker. You have to be good. No more being a little fucker.

*My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

4-panel Comic. (1) STUDENT: If the wavefunction only collapses when I observe it, does that mean my consciousness affects the universe? (2) [Bad:] PROFESSOR: Yes, quantum entanglement proves that we all have souls. (3) [Good:] PROFESSOR: No, consciousness plays no role here. It’s just physical measurement. (4) [Chaotic:] PROFESSOR: No. The wavefunction collapses when *I* look at it because I’m a full professor. It won’t collapse for an undergraduate.

Wavefunction Collapse

xkcd.com/3134/

Biden staring in wonder at the quantum doohickey

me trying to figure out how to transcribe the dwemer lexicon

BYOB (bring your own bodybag)

forget about the list, what about her emails???