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The Osmonds star Alan Osmond dies aged 76 American musician Alan Osmond, who performed with his brothers in chart-topping pop group The Osmonds, has died aged 76.

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Scotland?

You just need to add Matthew Holiness and Richard Ayoade to have a Garth Marenghi Darkplace reunion.

Friend went to see Kiss and, in the queue, two 20 odds were mocking the old people in line.
"Ehh! Why are all these old people here?"
Friend decided to confront them - "listen tw*ts, You've paid to see someone who's 5 years older than me, and you can see me for free. Who's the f*cking idiot?"

Ftfy

"(I have trapped wind, not that kink :D)"

A Facebook advert encouraging people to relocate to America. It depicts 8 young people of various races. The advert has been altered to put crosses over the faces of any non white European figures and the text "not you" overlaid.

I might have amended the one I had pop-up

Good Omens - Final Season Official Trailer | Prime Video YouTube video by Prime Video

Watch now the official trailer for ‘Good Omens’ series finale, coming to Prime Video on May 13

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Got around to binge watching "Born to bowl".

Depressing to see what's happened to bowling over the years, worth watching for people who've ever thrown a ball in anger.

For anyone who wants to investigate, it's on the internet archive.
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Try reading the comments there for even more hilarity

A plum is the most confident of fruits

I believe he was asked for a synopsis and came up with "1984 but with jokes"

She was also in Missouri

Sid Krofft, Co-Creator of Mind-Blowing Kids TV Shows, Dies at 96 The puppeteer and his late brother Marty partnered on 'The Banana Splits Adventure Hour,' 'H.R. Pufnstuf,' 'Land of the Lost' and much more.

GenX, pour one out for one of the architects of our childhood

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Original here
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It has been noticed that the figure he's "healing" doesn't half look like Epstein

Red colouring has been dumped in a river in Herefordshire. Locals are said to be Wye-dyed in surprise. #LunchPun

If it was alcoholic they'd be legless too....

Season 21, Episode 1 - 'Cube is good.' | Full Episode YouTube video by Taskmaster

You may not know @taskmaster.tv. It's hilarious & joyful. I begged to do it, worked out my schedule a year ahead of time to make it happen & got to do the best show on TV w/ the loveliest ppl. Ep 1 is out &, trust me, you need this joy. All seasons free on youtube.

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A face like one of the chives in the herb garden

They'll be banning women with small heads next as they give an unreal sense of proportion to men's genitals...

Just saw a trailer for the upcoming movie "Michael" (the Michael Jackson story) and thought it was ironic that it was rated PG-13 i.e. no kids allowed.

Diane Morgan will return as Philomena Cunk for a brand new series titled ‘CUNK ON CINEMA’.

Coming soon to BBC and Netflix.

#CunkOnCinema #PhilomenaCunk

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An orange boxy character drawn in pencil, biro, marker, pastel and ink

Times are tough so I've put a load more of my children up for sale. Mixed media original drawings in pencil, biro, marker, pastel and ink on heavy craft paper. www.ebay.co.uk/usr/happytoast

It's had the effect of triggering the local reformites already. Expect the usual cack to start appearing in the local press.

(I'm unfortunately caught up in the fallout from their lunacy as I live near the location)

#ASongOrMovieForArtThemes

Anything by Tina Turner

Monet Manet by Tommy James and the Shondells

Mary Shelleys Lichtenstein

The BBC were carrying it live and then obviously thought "enough is enough" and cut to an advert for BBC services instead.

It came out at the wrong time, primarily promoted for the 3d just as people were getting fed up of it.

Istr it was only available in 3d version for cinema release

Reasons to be Schnorbitz: 1, 2, 3 - Comedy Chronicles - British Comedy Guide The curious case of the dog in the light entertainment business: Schnorbitz, erstwhile screen partner of Bernie Winters.

I ended up going down the rabbit hole....
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