fry from futurama is holding a bunch of money in his hand ALT: fry from futurama is holding a bunch of money in his hand

I was trying to talk myself out of some minor retail therapy but the cross-stitch designer is Ukrainian and well…

I liked Angry Obama.
I loved Dark Brandon.
I am all in on Cursing Buttigieg. 💙

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We have desperately unserious people in this country. 🤦🏼‍♀️

So when the market tanks, all of the sudden, they seem to understand what a tariff is.

Well, ain’t that a kick in the pants, Ron?!?

We’d like to tell her to fuck off to her face but she’s nowhere to be found.

TRUMP TRADE WAR UPDATE:

Colombia: Lasted 4 hours - Trump accepts what was already offered.
🇨🇴

Mexico: Lasted one weekend - Trump accepts worse than before.
🇲🇽

Canada: Lasted one weekend - Trump accepts what was already agreed.
🇨🇦

Two-step process established:
1. Try to look tough
2. Just fold

🤡

I knew I would miss Pete Buttigieg’s steady presence. I just didn’t know it would be so soon and under such tragic circumstances.

I don’t know why they keep trying to gaslight us. He’s inaugurated. You don’t need to try to convince me that he isn’t this person. It’s not necessary.

Just go be the shitty person you really want to be. These are your people.

When you have umpteen billion unfinished projects and you need a distraction from the news, you start a new quilt. #quiltsky

Usually attributed to a disease or infection so that feels a propos.

I never knew the names of the other Secretaries of Transportation but I’m sure going to miss this one.

The bar is in hell.

My sewing machine is on a spa vacation and I miss her. I finished hand binding Haunted Mansion Inside Outside Bag.

Love this!!!

Thank you! ☺️

Welcome to the dark side! 😂

Me & The Wizard of Oz: “I don’t like this movie.”

Me & Wicked, the novel: “I love retelling and allegory but dark.”

Me & Wicked, the Broadway musical: “Good thing we lightened up the book but didn’t lose the important themes.”

Me & Wicked, the movie: “OMG. I get it. I get the all the love.” 💗💚

I always bring a quilt because I’m extra cozy in those recliner chairs with one… and the getting chilly easily thing. 😉

On a mission to get my stack of quilts long-armed this week. Number 4 is off the machine today.

Netflix had ONE job tonight.