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A fluffy white dog laying down on muddy/snowy ground,, looking a little confused about a small black goat that's climbing on top of her.

A fluffy white dog laying down on muddy/snowy ground,, looking a little confused about a small black goat that's climbing on top of her.

A large yellowish dog who's laying on the muddy/snowy straw-covered ground, looking back patiently at a small brown goat who is climbing up on his back. The fluffy white dog is laying next to him.

A large yellowish dog who's laying on the muddy/snowy straw-covered ground, looking back patiently at a small brown goat who is climbing up on his back. The fluffy white dog is laying next to him.

A small brown goat climbing up on the yellowish dog, while another small brown goat contemplates climbing up on the fluffy white dog.  Both dogs are laying on the straw, and there are assorted goats in the background.

A small brown goat climbing up on the yellowish dog, while another small brown goat contemplates climbing up on the fluffy white dog. Both dogs are laying on the straw, and there are assorted goats in the background.

A small black goat climbing up on the fluffy white dog, laying on her side on the straw-covered ground,, and looking confusedly at the goat on top of her.

A small black goat climbing up on the fluffy white dog, laying on her side on the straw-covered ground,, and looking confusedly at the goat on top of her.

It is time for the baby goats to test out gently trampling on the livestock guardian dogs #BabyGoatCountdown

1 day ago 7 22 4 1
A pack of baked potato and semolina based snacks that may or may not legally be designated "chips" depending on the local laws (but are branded "Long Chips" anyway). This package proclaims "salami pizza" and has the flag of Italy as the background.

A pack of baked potato and semolina based snacks that may or may not legally be designated "chips" depending on the local laws (but are branded "Long Chips" anyway). This package proclaims "salami pizza" and has the flag of Italy as the background.

Pērnes ("Long Chips") have pulled off a mind blowing stunt in which their "Pizza flavor" chips actually taste like pizza. The whole pizza. Including the dough. What sorcery is this.

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RE: https://oldbytes.space/@vivid/116426704407605062

it's on doink. doink has it for you

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Original post on mastodon.social

going to try coining a new term

there's a genre of LLM usage side-effect where someone will start being ever so slightly more impatient, less curious, less able to think critically (by which I mean examine problems from multiple perspectives, use empathy, use doubt as an interrogative tool) […]

2 days ago 2 26 3 0
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A rare sighting of the European Kiwi bird

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MANKIND IS DEAD. BLOOD IS FUEL. HELL IS FULL. This user likes Ultrakill.

MANKIND IS DEAD. BLOOD IS FUEL. HELL IS FULL. This user likes Ultrakill.

#wikipedia

3 days ago 5 5 0 0

@puppygirlhornypost2 X-Whos-A-Good-Gateway

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it's always bad gateway and never

aww who's a good gateway yes you are! you're a good gateway _hands you packets to munch on_

1 week ago 15 26 2 0
Original post on sauropods.win

I just found a queen ant on my desk. She must have come in from outside, she's not from any of the ants that I already keep. Her plan was to live under my keyboard, but she's in a test tube now and will be a pet.

I have this bad feeling ants are passing around tips about "a place where you can […]

4 days ago 6 25 2 0
a product photo of cute model seals, polar bears, and penguins, captioned:

Made of soft silicone, Plus Pico Friends Box Cutters feature adorable animals with hidden ceramic blades underneath.

a product photo of cute model seals, polar bears, and penguins, captioned: Made of soft silicone, Plus Pico Friends Box Cutters feature adorable animals with hidden ceramic blades underneath.

I feel like this pitch is more menacing than they intended

4 days ago 16 40 7 0
This user is currently online.

This user is currently online.

#wikipedia

1 week ago 1 5 0 0

@xyla It is expected to arrive
**eventually**
delivered by
**someone**
probably

5 days ago 0 0 1 0
Original post on stefanbohacek.online

"Even my mother … doesn’t want to accept that she might suffer Long COVID because she saw what happened to me with my sickness. … Everyone is so scared to be sick like me."

thesicktimes.org/2026/04/14/long-covid-is...

#news #health […]

6 days ago 1 12 0 0
Original post on mastodon.social

If all you do in your tech career is:

1. When something is slow, you look carefully at the output of a profiler or a query plan & make measured suggestions about what to improve;

2. When something breaks badly, you gently but insistently ask what & why until you truly know, then the next time […]

1 week ago 7 72 2 0

@sue dunno, I also have, on occasion, regressed to the point it cannot be trusted to perform complex engineering. Just sleep it off.

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Can't wait to learn why that one good thing that finally happened is actually making everything worse too.

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Original post on mindly.social

Okay, here's a long shot for the #Fedi hive mind. If you are in the intersection of "#musician or musician-adjacent in the 1980s" and "keyboard / #synthesizer aficionado", this one is for you.

In the mid- to late-80s, I used to spend a lot of time in music / #instrument stores (not selling CDs […]

1 week ago 1 9 0 0
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Getting comfortable for another #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

1 week ago 8 10 1 1

If you say “fuck off” backwards, it changes accent to British accent.

1 week ago 3 20 1 0
Where Ina, an eldritch horror, and CJ, a human, meet a "biblically accurate" "pigeon"

Ina: hello, self-righteous vermin.
"Bob": hello, unworldly abomination.

Where Ina, an eldritch horror, and CJ, a human, meet a "biblically accurate" "pigeon" Ina: hello, self-righteous vermin. "Bob": hello, unworldly abomination.

CJ: haha well aren't you weird lookin', cutie! Here, have a snack.

CJ: haha well aren't you weird lookin', cutie! Here, have a snack.

Tag yourself. Eldritch Darling

1 week ago 0 0 0 0
This user currently resides on Planet Earth.

This user currently resides on Planet Earth.

#wikipedia

1 week ago 0 4 2 0
Original post on loud.computer

Oh turns out there's also ACP. This one can even write files! Cool!

agentclientprotocol.com/protocol/file-system

So I guess the only way to integrate with a code editor in 2026 is to pretend to be an AI assistant.

Well, fuck it, let's go.

✅ Yes I am a robot let us […]

1 week ago 0 0 0 0

Lmao looks like JB doesn't have a "modify line" action ... but it does have "do a find and replace"

www.jetbrains.com/help/idea/mcp-server.htm...

We were so close to this garbage having one single useful feature.

1 week ago 0 0 1 0
Original post on loud.computer

I wonder if any of that agentic bullshit (MCP?) can at least be appropriated for something useful?

I literally just want to be able to tell the code editor "here I need this line in this file modified to this" without having to resort to just straight up writing to FS and hoping it picks that […]

1 week ago 0 0 1 0

If you put the term “Smart” before the name of your product I’m going to assume it’s absolutely terrible.

1 week ago 0 1 1 0
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RE: stefanbohacek.online/@userboxes/1163746855879...

Please enjoy!

1 week ago 0 64 1 0

то есть, получается, текущее состояние высоких технологий -- что у каждого есть коробочка, содержащая два приложения:
1) бесконечного думскролла, вгоняющего в экзистенциальный ужас
2) бесконечного одобрения и подтверждения, вгоняющего в нарциссический экстаз

и будильник (может не сработать)

3 weeks ago 73 9 2 0
screenshot showing the sharing UI

screenshot showing the sharing UI

PSA: If you share a YouTube video using the native share feature it now attaches your user ID (?si=xxxxxx) to the URL automatically.

YT likely does this to growth-hack DMs. When someone clicks on the link, YT starts a DM thread between you two automatically.

If you […]

[Original post on mas.to]

1 week ago 8 5 0 1
a piece of paper stuck to the door saying TOILETS ARE UNAVAILABLE PLEASE USE CUSTOMERS FOR NOW THANK YOU

a piece of paper stuck to the door saying TOILETS ARE UNAVAILABLE PLEASE USE CUSTOMERS FOR NOW THANK YOU

2 weeks ago 56 36 2 3

echo chamber good actually

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