being an adult is fun cause I’m getting a shelf from a friend today and i am genuinely thrilled about it…. 7 year old me would think im so cringe

like i love hearing little things about people it’s just that the intricacies of Normal Social Scripts are something i fail at repeatedly

i don’t hate small talk cause im a big pretentious meanie who only wants to talk about ~intellectual subjects~ , i hate small talk cause i have the social skills of a weevil and it makes me feel like my brain is a computer program with faulty code

you know how sad it is that we can’t replace the linear flow of time with a new version where every good thing to ever happen happens at once?????!!!! UGHHH. scientists please help

and im a pretty joyful person myself so this isn’t a self-pity post this is a “oh my god there’s levels of joy I haven’t even unlocked yet?? SICK” post

listening to a wedding cocktail hour happening outside my window and thinking about how profound a joy someone would have to ecperience to write a song lyric like “I love the passing of time”

my most pedantic trait (ok maybe not, cause i have many) is that i Smh My Head when people at work refer to the mud dauber wasps as hornets like THATS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT GUY!!! AND NOT EVEN A SCARY GUY!!! HE JUST LIVES HERE

Acorn Weevil! I love these weird little guys!

I’m working on a new sticker sheet and letter set for these little guys so stay tuned!

#acornweevil #weevil #bug #entimology #art

photo of an elephant weevil on a white sheet

photo of an elephant weevil on a white sheet

photo of an elephant weevil on a white sheet

weevil takeover ⭐ those LEGS

🌎 🌿 #wildlife #nature #photography #bugsky #weevilwednesday

putting #beasts in #vials

a cat . what a beast. we all know and lvoe them but it must be said, over and over, that this is a really good sort of beast….

(Guy who wants to put a fence up by a concerning cliff i keep seeing at work voice) what if I got into woodworking

The cost of Grok: "I can't breathe at home, it smells like gas outside. How come I can't breathe at home and y'all get to breathe at home?"

saw an HVAC themed cybertruck the other day? #scary

i don’t mean this in a “i care about the academic integrity of 7 year olds” way, moreso “i want kids to learn in an engaging environment that encourages them to try their best and the idea that that is Literally Impossible terrifies me”

maybe it’s true, idk, but responding to kids using ai all the time in school with “kids will always find a way to cheat and have been doing so forever” is … really sad

whenever i see “quick and easy meals to cook!” videos i get really really confused about my definition of the first few words in that sentence vs. everyone elses

love to make america great again by essentially expelling the people that enrich our children’s lives

A close-up picture of a male sparrow sitting on concrete. He has a light gray body and brown wings. Part of his face is black.

A close-up picture of a male sparrow sitting on concrete. He has a light gray body and brown wings. His back is to the camera.

sweet little sparrow <3 #birdsky

being a weird little tween girl in 2014 and hearing a welcome to night vale episode for the first time was like. brain-restructuring

depressing to read polls suggesting that even amongst those who disagree with Trump, the one issue there is some support for is his fascistic immigration policy. border imperialism is so normalized amongst liberals - and even some radicals. stop believing migrants are your enemy, blame billionaires!

LOVE being at the train station when someone on a dramatic phone call walks by

i am so obsessed with all these Young People articles clearly written by someone who doesn’t have any gen z friends or family who can confirm whether anything they’re saying makes sense

does this make any sense. why is every twt/ Bluesky / threads thread phrased in the exact same way with the exact same sentence structure and the ~bullet points~

i don’t have the energy to write this out coherently cause it’s 4am and it sounds very conspiratorial anyways but … the chatgptification of medium-length content….. 😞🥲😕☹️

Bird with purple feathers on its head and blue feathers on its body in flight.

Little blue heron in the park. So pretty.

#🪶
#birds
#nature
#wildlife
#littleblueheron
#birding
#photography
#birdsofbluesky
#naturephotography #birdphotography #nikon #nikonZ8 #nikonphotographer

Don’t forget the eel, man

A Bluesky post with the username cropped out. It reads “As a recovering Catholic in 2025, I’m genuinely wondering: Does the Pope (and the Catholic Church in general) matter?”

every day i log onto some kind of post-posting application and wish people would take a religious studies class

some of the things People These Days say about nervous systems Cannot be scientifically backed … right?