Every time I get on here it’s just george takei

Just sold my car for a million dollars

Had Jahmyr Gibbs, Puka Nacua, Brian Thomas Jr in my fantasy league and finished 11 out of 12. Might be time to hang em up. #toooldforthisshit

Alabama would’ve put up a much better fight than this

Does this still exist

Heartbroken to hear about the tragic loss of Jay Leno in combat. I was so looking forward to being on his show tonight. The world has lost a comedic legend. Rest in peace, Jay. Semper Fi. #RIPJayLeno"

Excited to announce that I’ll be on the Jay Leno Show! Tune in to catch me live. 🎤📺 Shoutout to all the troops for holding the fort! 🇺🇸 Clinton, bring ’em back! #JayLeno #ExcitingNews #TuneIn #SupportOurTroops

nothing better than winter

shitting someone else’s pants

Just heard about hawk tuah. Now THATS some funny stuff! #icanhazcheeseburger

boutta head to class

Hello world! Erm, is this thing on? #BlueSky