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En ja, ik heb ChatGPT gebruikt om me er doorheen te slepen.
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Driving @ night consists of these 2 questions

"TF you Doing?"
"Why you damn bright lights on?"

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In today’s episode of #TooOldForThisShit I found myself trapped behind a car belonging to a Road Rager who jumped out of his moving car to attack another driver w/ a knife.

“Why were u there, Maxx?”

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I’ve been playing Hollow Knight for months now and it’s just too fucking hard for my old ass. Is Silksong any easier? #hollowknight #silksong #toooldforthisshit

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I’m not addicted to caffeine.
I’m just running on an external power supply.

#EPS #EngineerJoke #TooOldForThisShit

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I have reached the point in life where you actually can have too much mac n cheese at one sitting.

Dammit.

#TooOldForThisShit

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Someone explain why I thought it was a good idea to have 2 pints and 4/5 whiskies on a school night? 🤨 #hungover #idiot #toooldforthisshit

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Hay días que se me pasa por la cabeza

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Had to clear out the Bird Oasis and elevate the heated bird bath so I went ahead and also cleared the front walk so at least the EMTs can reach me #Snowmaggedon #TooOldForThisShit

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Myself and the Mrs have spent six hours of today watching a near OAP aged man performing increasingly ridiculous stunts to prove his continued relevance within his chosen profession.
#MissionImpossible #DeadReckoning #FinalReckoning #TomCruise #TooOldForThisShit

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I asked ChatGPT for some suggestions for something and it came back with "Try this...it slaps".

Oh gee, thanks ChatGPT, that's what I want to hear. Youth speak. So, "It slaps". If mean like this 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ then yeah. #toooldforthisshit

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Pensando que se tivesse ganhado a megasena não precisaria estar me obrigando a ir dormir agora pra acordar cedo amanhã.
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Ptin j'ai plus l'âge d'enquiller une journée de consultations +/- complexe après 2x2h de sommeil. #TooOldForThisShit

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It’s #BlackFriday and there’s nothing cheaper to buy than a $3 per month pledge on my alter egos #Patreon page to get exclusive and advanced access to cheap shit. Because nursing home is expensive.
#podcasting #youtube #BlackFriday #TooOldForThisShit

patreon.com/HorrorGeekDungeon

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Horror Geek Dungeon | Patreon creating YouTube videos

It’s #BlackFriday and there’s nothing cheaper to buy than a $3 per month pledge on our #Patreon page to get exclusive and advanced access to cheap shit. Because nursing home is expensive.
#horror #horrorfam #horrorcommunity #podcasting #youtube #TooOldForThisShit

patreon.com/HorrorGeekDungeon

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Lethal Weapon is officially on the Filmily Tree 🎥🎬 but what did we and guest Andrew from @revalmanac.bsky.social make of it? Here’s a little hint!

Listen to hear all we had to say and how it fits into the mashup!

🟢 tinyurl.com/3dfnjkmt
🍎 tinyurl.com/4zmcvwvd

#moviesky #filmsky #toooldforthisshit

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how appropriate the first decent snow fall is heart attack snow. now, I get to sit with a warm cup of coffee while I finish defibbing and sweating.
#alldone
#toooldforthisshit
#thepenancefornotlivinginthesouth
#nobugs

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50 yo Optimus Prime is like “Let the younger, fitter Transformers get this one… #tooOldForThisShit

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@lewd Sleeping? 🤔

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Kender, trænede sammen med kampbokserne den anden dag. #toooldforthisshit

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Anyone else's younger sibling bang on the front door like a SWAT team trying to break it down?

#wtf #siblingsarejerks #imayhavejustwentintocardiacarrest #toooldforthisshit

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Irony is truly not dead.

I was far too young to serve in the First Antifa War but spent 23 years fighting Soviet Communism and its successors. To be called a Commie by MAGATs on that other site because I oppose their fascism…yeah, irony.

#irony #Antifa #Old #TooOldForThisShit

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I’ll send ya a pic of the bag of frozen peas on my bad shoulder. Then you’ll know it’s real.
🤣 #toooldforthisshit

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Why does a vertaling, German, hotel chain thinks it’s acceptable to offer this seating for breakfast?

#toooldforthisshit
#designshouldfollowfunction

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I am this old. #elderly #toooldforthisshit #iykyk

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Mja. Galvenais jau, lai vīrietis mums, sievietēm, izstāsta, kādas mēs esam un kādām mums jābūt.
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Okay, you two, I’ll be watching for a photo! Please tag me so I can share ✊
#TooOldForThisShit
#AZProtests
#WorkersOverBillionaires
#WorkersLaborDay
#LaborDay

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Alguno me ha dicho que soy demasiado viejo para hacer esto

De verdad ❓

Pues ahí va otra foto ➕➕➕➕

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I’ve always admired septum piercings and think I’d look good with one. But which one? #ogretherainbow #toooldforthisshit

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Reminds me of why I am glad to be out of the dating scene.

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