oh! huh! there were a lot of digits so I had just copied them to my calculator but I may have missed that final zero! recalculating it I got 1.19 gigastoats

A standard stoat is 13.4 inches long, so I just had to convert the miles to inches!

3500m is 14,000 stoat-heights

Did you know that you are living in a dream world and that the metric system and imperial units are a lie?

It's time you wake up and learn about Stoats as Units of Measure #2025MMM #SmelltheStoats #StoatsasMeasure #MightyMustelids

119,512,091 stoatlengths, which I would concisely round to 120 megastoatlengths

Nile Crocodile swims several whale-lengths, ~200 stoat-lengths, ahead of Humpback Whale intrigued by something ahead...

#2026MMM

It's been a stoatal pleasure converting #StoatsAsMeasurement again for #2026MMM, love you all a stoatload!

That's 3.13 stoatlengths of stabbing! #StoatsAsMeasurement #2026MMM

That's a diameter of 9.4 stoatlengths #StoatsAsMeasurement #2026MMM

160-240 stoats deep #StoatsAsMeasurement #2026MMM

~16 stoatlengths, weight ~4080 stoats #StoatsAsMeasurement #2026MMM

That wildebeest mass drowning delivery of nutrients into the landscape is the biomass equivalent of ~40 Humpback Whale carcasses or 6.5 MILLION DEAD STOATS #StoatsAsUnitOfMeasurement #2026MMM marckissel.shinyapps.io/Stoat/

as soon as I saw the picture I thought of Milo :3

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converting this to stoats: now he can use his tail as a snowboard #2026MMM

converting 9PM to stoats: it's always weasel time #StoatsAsMeasurement #2026MMM

Camels can spit a distance up to 108 stoatlengths #StoatsAsMeasurement #2026MMM

That's half as many teeth as a stoat's upper jaw! The lower jaw has 18, for a total of 34 #StoatsAsMeasurement #2026MMM

despite our affinity for standard measurements, we cannot begin to quantify the joy of stoatistics #2026MMM

65.3 stoats #StoatsAsMeasurement #2026MMM

TWO TRILLION SQUARE STOATS

a prominent peak breaks up the hily desert floor that has a lot of cacti!

Southern Grasshopper Mouse, having feasted on the whip scorpion has continued actively hunting the Red Rock Canyon National Conservation Area when #MMMagic translocates mouse to the Picacho Mtns, about 500 miles away (or 2.36 million stoat lengths) #2026MMM #2026MMM

80.6 taxidermy stoatlengths #StoatsAsMeasurement #2026MMM

3.6 kilostoats #StoatsAsMeasurement #2026MMM

Stoat body temperature is 39-40 degrees C, but since they're warm-blooded, they can maintain activity at a wide range of temperatures, and due to their high metabolism, must go out to hunt in any weather #StoatsAsMeasurement #2026MMM

uhhh... 4,000 nautical miles is 21.8 megastoatlengths? (21,788,235.29)

Extraordinary: Weasel rides on woodpecker's back - BBC News YouTube video by BBC News

Despite not being a flying animal, "attack by surprise in flight" is an option rarely available to stoats #StoatsAsMeasurement #2026MMM youtu.be/lMnjhxsm-Gc

that's the height of 7.68 stoats! #stoatsasmeasurement #2026mmm

Elephant pauses briefly & glances in Oryx's direction. Calm & unbothered, he sways his trunk & continues to eat the rain-soaked vegetation. Mealtime for an elephant can last 17-19 hours a day as it consumes 150-200kg (~900 stoats ) of plants. (Vancuylenberg 1977) #StoatsAsMeasurement #2026MMM

136 kilostoats, 8.82 stoatlengths on that wingspan

Stoats are unsurprisingly graceful and acrobatic, and they also produce milk #stoatsasmeasurement #2026mmm