Exactly one stoat length and mass #StoatsAsMeasurement
3
0
0
0
Hashtag
#StoatsAsMeasurement
Advertisement · 728 × 90
New #StoatsAsMeasurement alternative just dropped
10
2
1
0
3
0
0
0
It's been a stoatal pleasure converting #StoatsAsMeasurement again for #2026MMM, love you all a stoatload!
11
0
0
0
That's 3.13 stoatlengths of stabbing! #StoatsAsMeasurement #2026MMM
5
1
0
0
That's a diameter of 9.4 stoatlengths #StoatsAsMeasurement #2026MMM
4
0
0
0
160-240 stoats deep #StoatsAsMeasurement #2026MMM
3
0
0
0
3
0
0
0
~16 stoatlengths, weight ~4080 stoats #StoatsAsMeasurement #2026MMM
5
0
0
0
Ok, I maybe didn’t need #StoatsAsMeasurement in this context. #CarefulWhatYouAskFor #2026MMM
8
0
0
0
can we please just stick to stoats?
some alternatives give me the ick
#StoatsAsMeasurement #2026MMM
2
0
0
0
converting 9PM to stoats: it's always weasel time #StoatsAsMeasurement #2026MMM
10
0
0
0
Camels can spit a distance up to 108 stoatlengths #StoatsAsMeasurement #2026MMM
19
4
0
0
That's half as many teeth as a stoat's upper jaw! The lower jaw has 18, for a total of 34 #StoatsAsMeasurement #2026MMM
6
0
0
0
65.3 stoats #StoatsAsMeasurement #2026MMM
7
0
0
0
That’s a whole lotta square stoats #StoatsAsMeasurement #2026MMM
4
0
1
0
SPECIFICALLY, the Eucalypt Forests of Murramarang Nat'l Park, Australia, site of one of the 10,000 wildfires that burned across Australia during the 2019-2020 Black Summer, scorching 59 million acres (93,000 square miles; 2 TRILLION square stoats #StoatsAsMeasurement) (Volkova et al 2025) #2026MMM
27
2
2
3
So if we take an average, that gives is 99.5F or 37.5 C
So 40C is 1.07 StoatDegrees!
You're welcome, Rick!
#2026MMM
#StoatsAsMeasurement
14
1
1
0
That's 3.15 stoats of horn!
#2026MMM
#StoatsAsMeasurement
6
0
0
0
Does anyone happen to know normal stoat body temperature? Rick needs to know
#2026MMM
#StoatsAsMeasurement
8
1
2
0
15
0
2
0
I appreciate you!!! #StoatsAsMeasurement #2026MMM
4
0
0
0
it was incredible, Lara! Amazing use of #StoatsAsMeasurement!
3
0
0
0
ok, the elephant's trunk holds 41 stoats #stoatsAsMeasurement.
Now...
what happens when the elephant blows out?
#stoatsAsAmmunition #mustelidTrumpet
#2026mmm #2026MMM
6
0
1
0
An elephant stands in a pool of shallow water surrounded by grass and trees
In northern Sri Lanka's Udawalawe National Park, Elephant stands in shallow water, slaking his thirst. An elephant's trunk, which is capable of suctioning up water at 330 MILES PER HOUR, can hold 8-10 liters (up to 41 stoats). (Schulz et al 2021) #StoatsAsMeasurement #2026MMM
26
4
5
1
2
0
0
0
American Badger (Go Wisconsin!) have claws that are .15 stoats long.
Wolverines (aka skunk bears) are surprisingly agile with surprising stamina...unless you know about mustelids in which case you are not surprise at all.
#StoatsAsMeasurement #StoatsOnStoats
3
0
1
0
North American River Otter hang with family more than other mustelids.
They eat 5 stoats of fish a day and will take over old muskrat or beaver lodges.
#StoatsAsMeasurement #StoatsOnStoats
2
0
1
0
American Marten will eat fruit. Will they eat figs? Owls eat them.
Fishers weigh up to 11.3 stoats and are coming back into some of their historic ranges.
Both these babies climb trees.
#StoatsAsMeasurement #StoatsOnStoats
4
1
1
0
American Mink can weigh up to 7 stoats #StoatsAsMeasurement #StoatsOnStoats
2
0
1
0