Can’t wait for the “the Vatican is a war zone, you can’t even walk in there without being assaulted, robbed, mugged and even killed”
Demented Trump slams Pope Leo as ‘weak’ and posts picture of himself as Jesus healing the sick
Says “If I wasn’t in the White House, Leo wouldn’t be in the Vatican.” Claims the Pope is “weak” on crime and “terrible” for foreign policy.
Why is the White House full of mentally ill people?
The arrogance of this man knows no bounds
Trump hits out at Pope Leo after he condemns 'military action', insisting Pontiff 'wouldn't be in the Vatican' without him & accused the Pontiff of being "weak on crime" 🙄
“The attack is a declaration of impotence,” Spadaro said. “When political power turns against a moral voice, it is often because it cannot contain it. . . Unable to absorb that voice, power tries to delegitimise it. Yet in doing so, it implicitly acknowledges its weight.”
Antonio Spadaro is a Vatican spokesman who knows how to hit Mr Trump where it hurts. From the FT which reports Trump’s latest rantling (a neologism that is the mix of rant and ramble that has become his hallmark)
What’s he going to do?
Threaten to bomb the Vatican back to the Marble Age?
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So, who had “Crusade” on their bingo card for 2026?
And what happens next? Does Trump bomb the Vatican, or does the Pope formally declare Christian Nationalism to be a heresy contrary to the teaching of the Church, and excommunicate the President and his administration with bell, book and candle?
We'll know the Pope is a Democrat when NYT reporting on the Vatican conventionally starts 'in this Akron diner ...'
Catoon - pope Leo vs MAGA
Trumps screed on Pope Leo is truly unhinged ‘soft on crime and soft on nuclear’ - not going to share but this cartoon says it all really. What’s orange 🍊 going to do now, blockade the Vatican
The Vatican city is two weeks away from developing a nuclear bomb
I choose to believe that they woke the Pope up to show him that Truth Social post and he laughed his ass off at it. And they are all going to refer to it as a running joke forever. "The pope is weak on crime" is going to be the Vatican's "Was the Grink there?"
How long is it since The Vatican performed an actual exorcism?
we need a sequel to Conclave where we witness the vatican deal with all of this
"the pope is weak on crime," i assure myself as i close my eyes and ram the vatican gift shop with my shitty bronco
OMG... the Pope is a "LIBERAL"!
Can't see the Vatican coming back from this.
Guess overall I'm pretty glad the Pope is Weak on Nuclear Weapons.
Not sure anyone is ready for the Vatican as a nuclear power.
Wow, I wonder why Donald Trump, when listing all the ways the Pope is "weak on crime", doesn't mention the one crime everyone despises the Vatican for actually being weak on?
What POSSIBLE reason would Trump have for not wanting ppl talking about child abuse networks and cover ups?
Just in case you missed yesterday’s video.
Did Trump Officials Threaten the Vatican? The Avignon Papacy Warning Explained
youtu.be/yVrkxKZ6_Kk
fun fact the vatican has the world's highest per capita crime rate
Because Da Pope is from Chicago this means Illinois’s elimination of parking minimums also applies to the Vatican.
Been offline most of the day (or at least away from socials and the news) so I'm going to pretend people are talking about the pope and crime because everyone watched Hudson Hawk and folks are talking about the vatican counter-espionage agency in it & robbing the vatican and whatnot.
"If I wasn't in the White House, Leo wouldn't be in the Vatican" is an absolutely legendary level of irony.
This is once in millennia, people. This is the line that will be sung of by cyberbards and neuroskalds
"Hearken to my transmission, you who have granted root access, in re: DONALD_UNREADY"
People Leo, weak on nuclear weapons, is unable and unwilling to do what needs to be done to maintain the Vatican's sovereignty in this dangerous post-unipolar world.
I mean, does Trump think that he’s campaigning against Pope Leo in some kind of election?
What’s next, holding a Trump rally outside of the Vatican?
www.reuters.com/world/trump-...
He’s gonna nuke the Vatican, isn’t he?
Donald Trump’s next post: the Pope is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.
It’s time for an incursion into the Vatican.