Ever since my buddies and i watched "Big Trouble in Little China" for our Monthly Monday Movie Night we've been dunking on David Lo Pan for being a beta-cuck. 2,000 years and he couldn't get a green eyed woman to marry him!
TONIGHT: Bachmann take us on an upsetting tour of the Tomodachi Lifestyle
twitch.tv/gamecrimes, 11 EST / 10 CST
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"MicroSD is waht i call my..."
I also don't wear a bra and know almost nothing about them.
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This! I was never sure how to express this sentiment, but YES! Thank you! I now have words for this feeling!
Gosh, I love drawing and seeing other people's drawings.
If you draw, share with me your current favorite that you've done. I wanna see it.
You know, the older i get the more i realize that i don't agree with "South Park" as much as i thought i did. It's more that i enjoy it as entertainment, but disagree with a lot of their views and messages.
Had a chat with some Mormon neighbors while i was checking my mail. I enjoy discussing the Bible while high.
Just got back from the dispensary so i'm ready to celebrate!
Happy 4/20, y'all!
I recently bought a cold brew pot that i thought was a french press. I would've kept it except it was made of plastic instead of glass.
That's my theory.
I don't like seafood. It doesn't taste good to me.That's unfortunate because i love to cook and fish looks like a lot of fun to cook! I've recently gotten into watching viddies of people preparing seafood while high and being jealous of how much fun they're having.
I know i'm high right now, but did i write this?
Capes look cool in scifi and fantasy.
I can tell when we're getting into Spring because i actually have energy to be productive.
No stream tonight! We’re taking the week off
I also don't know what your husband's butthole looks like.
I hate it when i'm doing laundry and moving a load from the washer to the dryer, then i find a dirty sock i missed!
Tonight at work we got an order in under the name "Raul" and one of my coworkers was running around showing everyone, asking how to pronounce it... She decided she was going to pronounce it like a wolf howl.
You know how people that work in the medical field see medical shows and they’re like “that’s not how that works!”
I wonder if foot fetish people see jokes and they think the same
A megaman paper stand but from behind.
His lil butt.
A paper standee of megaman
Theses were fun to make and I should probably make more.
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So I'm doing a new thing...
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Just because Trump is horrible, because he's on the verge of ending this country, because he's destroyed the economy, because he is objectively bad DOES NOT mean that I want to "hold my nose" and vote for another center-right corporate Democrat who under-delivers. Do better, fucking Dems.
One thing i appreciate about my job is that if they try to pair me with a coworker i don't like i can say to a manager, "I'm not working with that useless piece of shit." and they'll switch them, even if the person i'm talking about is a manager.
