Them: Wanna go to church?

Me: I'd rather shit in my hands and clap. #atheism #atheist

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Trump Says He Deserves the Congressional Medal of Honor for His 2018 Visit to Iraq: 'I Was Extremely Brave' President Donald Trump said on Thursday, Feb. 19, that he's offered his name as a candidate for the Congressional Medal of Honor after he visited U.S. troops at Al Asad Air Force Base in Iraq in Decem...

WUT. DE. FURK.

My response to this nutter: 👇

If you see this, quote with a picture of you in glasses.

'FernGully' to Be Remade into Live-Action Movie 34 Years After Animated Original 'FernGully' is getting a live-action revival. The 1992 hand-drawn animation film follows a community of fairies in an Australian rainforest, as they're faced with environmental evils that threaten the...

They are going to have one HELL of a time pulling this off without Robin Williams.

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Trump posts a picture of Jesus hugging him days after massive backlash Trump posted the picture to his Truth Social social media platform Wednesday morning with the message: ‘The Radical Left Lunatics might not like this, but I think it is quite nice!!! President DJT’

DID HE NOT LEARN HIS LESSON THE FIRST TIME???

The only place that doesn't have disagreement or conflict is a cemetery.

HELL YEAH! THE 7TH GUEST IS A CLASSIC!

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!?!?

Kaa was always my favorite character in The Jungle Book 🐍

Me: So I hear they're going to sue the plaintiff for defamation.

Friend: Can't he just give them the meaning of the word they're wanting?

Me: That's definition, you moron.

Me and the missus at home.

Oh good. I'm glad your local office is taking care of the matter. I've been doing this for nearly 19 years and I could tell you some straight-up HORROR stories.

As a mailman with USPS I can tell you that I DEFINITELY don't do this. I want to actually KEEP my job.

Just this little dude hanging out at work with me. 🦇

EXCUSE ME MUDDA FUCKAH #catsofbluesky #sphynxcat #cat

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Share a GIF from a FANTASY film you love!

I don't care if I'm almost 45. Fruit by the Foot is freaking delicious.

Tarnak Farm incident - Wikipedia

I just read about this, and OH MY GOD.