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ontario. middle of nowhere. 45 minutes away from any civilization.
I like the cererbus-style heads,,,,,,,
hey so it's probably just a me thought but I genuinely do not like youtube's new thumbnail system because my dumbass forgets if I've seen a thumbnail or not and it kinda pisses me off bc sometimes the original thumbnail is actually better
my ass had never been clenched tighter
wait who the fuck am I fighting
Daniel Radcliffe happily signing a Cards Against Humanity card about himself 😂
(via alltoomediocre | TikTok)
partial half vent and cool writing thing i suppose. directed to nobody at all lol
THE AMOUNT OF PAIN I FEEL EVERY DAY IS NOT EVEN A FRACTION TO THE AMOUNT OF HATE THAT BOILS MY BODY WHENEVER I THINK OF YOU
"fist me" is that a question, a demand, or a statement?
Bunnies in a raft pull up next to a spaceship capsule, which has just splashed down and is floating in the open sea. Visible in the capsule, two bunnies wave at the ones in the boat.
Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely
welcome home Artemis II <3
I swear ppl just say shit abt other ppl online just for the point of startin shit
nothing happened to me but I've seen stuff today so far that just makes me go
girl: but 9+10 equals 19 bernie sanders: i know. but he says 21 and its hilarious
was watching Mission Hill with a friend of mine on an old adult swim tv archive
#MissionHill #adultswim
NASA shares first photo captured of Earth from the far side of the Moon 🌎
this wikipedia editor is orbiting the moon right now!
hey I'm just a year older then the PS3 nice
what do you mean PS3 is turning 20 years old
New look at crescent Earth 🌎
📷 Artemis II
(he's too busy getting busy with that bbw warframe)
slungusberry
Page one: text on black background, “WAKE UP!”. Eyes open, a baby sea turtle with an eggshell helmet says, “you need to wake up!”
Page 2: helmet turtle says to a green baby sea turtle, who is waking up out off his egg, “we need to get moving.” CRASH! A cormorant breaks through the ceiling of their nest hole. Helmet turtle says MOVE!
Page 3: “when you’re out there, beeline to the water. Don’t stop. Don’t be a hero. Godspeed.” The helmet turtle kicks baby green turtle out the hole off a cliff onto the beach below.
Page 4: baby green turtle lands on the sand. The distance between him and the water is quite large. Another baby sea turtle is being devoured by a seagull and is screaming for help.
I dreamt of the beach (1/4)
1980-2026
RIP. Cody James Lollar also known as Gost. In an industry filled with narcissistic shitheads James was one of the most lovely and genuinely empathetic people we ever had the pleasure to share the road with. Our thoughts go out to his family.
GosT was the first artist we ever licensed 10 years ago. An awesome dude. A devastating loss. Rest in peace, James.