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John Cena dressed as Britney Spears.

John Cena dressed as Britney Spears.

Cast of Ricky Stanicky: Jermaine Fowler, Zac Efron and Andrew Santino

Cast of Ricky Stanicky: Jermaine Fowler, Zac Efron and Andrew Santino

Ricky arrives at the circumcision party and everyone’s dicks shrink.

Ricky arrives at the circumcision party and everyone’s dicks shrink.

Poster for Ricky Stanicky.

Poster for Ricky Stanicky.

2026 watch #74 - Ricky Stanicky (2024). šŸŽ¶ Ooh baby I masturbate šŸŽ¶ Great comedy setup: three friends invent a fourth to use him as a scapegoat + escape to. Jokes are few and far between but if you like the Farrelly schtick it’s more of that. Film takes off when Cena’s Rock Hard Rod joins. #filmsky

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a man in a suit and hat is holding a guitar with the words woohoo boy above him ALT: a man in a suit and hat is holding a guitar with the words woohoo boy above him

It’s so much more than a vampire movie, and barely a vampire movie at that. The inevitable blood-letting, if that’s not your thing, can be forwarded through and you won’t spoil your enjoyment of the film and everything it has to say. Hard recommendation!

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Dar Salim in combat fatigues.

Dar Salim in combat fatigues.

Jake Gyllenhaal in combat fatigues.

Jake Gyllenhaal in combat fatigues.

Anthony Starr (Homelander) in The Covenant.

Anthony Starr (Homelander) in The Covenant.

Poster for Guy Ritchie’s The Covenant where Guy Ritchie has put his name into the title for reasons.

Poster for Guy Ritchie’s The Covenant where Guy Ritchie has put his name into the title for reasons.

2026 watch #73 - The Covenant (2023). Despite its pro US military propaganda - the Taliban are basically faceless NPC’s - Guy Ritchie’s mature storytelling is mesmerising. Like Lone Survivor, firefights are visceral, and you really care for the two leads survival. It’s a good action flick. #filmsky

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Ray hands Colin his helmet. Oo er.

Ray hands Colin his helmet. Oo er.

Colin’s dad accepts that his son is gay.Hes not too sure about the dog collar he’s now wearing and his new ā€œownerā€.

Colin’s dad accepts that his son is gay.Hes not too sure about the dog collar he’s now wearing and his new ā€œownerā€.

Colin settles in with the other submissives, in front of a plate of hotdog rolls sans hotdogs…

Colin settles in with the other submissives, in front of a plate of hotdog rolls sans hotdogs…

Poster for Pillion in which Alexander Skarsgard grips Harry Melling by his hair betwixt his thighs.

Poster for Pillion in which Alexander Skarsgard grips Harry Melling by his hair betwixt his thighs.

2026 watch #72 - Pillion (2025). ā€œPete, have you taken that nice soap?ā€ My head says this is a troubling, abusive relationship, where Colin occasionally finds pleasure but must surely mostly be miserable. My heart says love is blind & at least the film is hilarious in Colin’s pursuit of it. #filmsky

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A very late last minute addition: -

Not’s Landing

Super Mario’s not super
Ready or not? Not
Badlands not bad
And I’m not going to lie, we’re not ready for AI

#lastfourwatched #Letterboxd #LetterboxdFriday #Filmsky

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Young Martin Sheen

Young Martin Sheen

Young Sissy Spacek in her breakout role.

Young Sissy Spacek in her breakout role.

Martin Sheen’s Kit can leave no witnesses…

Martin Sheen’s Kit can leave no witnesses…

Poster for Badlands (1973)

Poster for Badlands (1973)

2026 watch #71 - Badlands (1973). ā€œWe’re in for it now.ā€ Holly (Sissy Spacek) is frustratingly indifferent to the murder of her father by her boyfriend (Martin Sheen). Based on a true story, I just couldn’t feel any emotion for this emotionless pair in Terrence Malick’s first feature. #filmsky

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Studio quality šŸ˜…

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Samara Weaving has picked the wrong card: Hide and Seek

Samara Weaving has picked the wrong card: Hide and Seek

The family tell the bride the rules. Except they don’t, the game is rigged from the start 🧐

The family tell the bride the rules. Except they don’t, the game is rigged from the start 🧐

The Bride wastes no time in getting Act Two rolling by being a bad ass.

The Bride wastes no time in getting Act Two rolling by being a bad ass.

Poster for Ready or Not (2019).

Poster for Ready or Not (2019).

2026 watch #70 - Ready or Not. ā€œThey think they have to kill you before sunrise.ā€ A dumb premise: a man who supposedly loves his bride brings her into his family that believes in ritual sacrifice of said bride if she picks a certain card. And they’re pretty much all on board with this. #filmsky

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ā€œHe wanted to be known for his courageā€ [in debating kids, not adults]

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And Will as a 50-yr-old man being made to do weird shit.

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Northerners? Southerners call it lunch and dinner.

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You really coach his headlines. Or is it couch?

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Coaching this as a defeat for nationalism rather than a win for a more global-thinking party is… weird.

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It looks like a compulsory vote turnout %

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Set up and sent out to fail.

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saucy

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When I get a new follower

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I mean, he’s already done a blanket pardon once, of course he’ll do it again.

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I had to walk away šŸ˜…

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According to more truthful sources, US was getting almost 10% crude oil through the Strait before the war + fertiliser and medicine.

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Yoshi is in this movie. And baby Mario and Luigi.

Yoshi is in this movie. And baby Mario and Luigi.

Poster for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie.

Poster for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie.

2026 watch #69 - The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026). I’m not sure I can review this film as I fell asleep for good chunks. I enjoyed my naps. I did not enjoy what I saw either side of my naps. The first was fun, this sequel - from what I saw - is a soulless money grab. #filmsky

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"He says a member of Democratic leadership told him a failed impeachment push risks being framed as tacit approval of Trump’s conduct." - I don’t understand this sentiment AT ALL…

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If this happens, if more Republican voters are disenfranchised, he'll simply say the numbers look funky and he'll question the results. It's a win-win. 🤷

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Death is coming for us all
So grab yourself a Manic Pixie Dream Girl
Take her for a whirl
Down the 101 crime wave
And think about how your entire nation
Is built on a mass grave 😳

#lastfourwatched #Letterboxd #LetterboxdFriday #Filmsky

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Craig T Nelson reading ā€œReagan The Man The President,ā€ hardback edition.

Craig T Nelson reading ā€œReagan The Man The President,ā€ hardback edition.

The little girl from Poltergeist sitting up in bed, bathed in supernatural light.

The little girl from Poltergeist sitting up in bed, bathed in supernatural light.

A demon from the other side attacks actress JoBeth Williams.

A demon from the other side attacks actress JoBeth Williams.

Poster for Poltergeist (1982).

Poster for Poltergeist (1982).

2026 watch #68 - Poltergeist (1982). E.T. meets Ghostbusters, with a few Spielbergian flourishes that give way to some outstanding Tobe Hooper horror and SFX, especially in the climax. I just read they used real skeletons to save on budget. Did Jobeth know I wonder?? 😳

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What are the chances he spends it, and leaves the next person in charge with the bill? 🧐

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Yup. This isn’t Marty Mcfucking Fly, this is a deranged old man who’s threatening mass murder.

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Corey Hawkins and Mark Ruffalo, cops on the case.

Corey Hawkins and Mark Ruffalo, cops on the case.

Broody Chris Hemsworth.

Broody Chris Hemsworth.

Halle Berry in Crime 101.

Halle Berry in Crime 101.

Poster for Crime 101, also featuring Barry Keoghan.

Poster for Crime 101, also featuring Barry Keoghan.

2026 watch #67 - Crime 101 (2026). A 2020’s Heat with an equally great cast. Unlike Heat, Hemsworth has to do the heavy-lifting on his own and has no-one to play off on the crime side, which is a shame. Well, except for Nick Nolte, but he’s too old for this shit. #filmsky

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Melanie Griffith at her high school reunion.

Melanie Griffith at her high school reunion.

Out of his depth Jeff Daniels accompanies her.

Out of his depth Jeff Daniels accompanies her.

Ray Liotta 4 years before his starring role in Goodfellas.

Ray Liotta 4 years before his starring role in Goodfellas.

Poster for Something Wild (1986).

Poster for Something Wild (1986).

2026 watch #66 - Something Wild. Charlie’s world is turned upside down when he meets Manic Pixie Dream Girl Lulu. A film of two halves marked by the arrival of Maniac Paroled Dangerous Guy (Ray Liotta in his first major movie role) who sends the film spiralling from goofball to thriller. #filmsky

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a man in an astronaut costume with comedy written on the bottom right Alt: Key and Peele sketch where two alpha males call their wives the B word. So alpha are they, they end up moving to space to do it safely, so that their wives don’t hear them.
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