If my Hyundai goes all the way to lemon law, I guess I could buy another model 3. I’ll just call it an Elontra.

“We tried topping up your battery coolant, but it leaks out as fast as we put it in, we don’t think this car is safe to drive.” the Hyundai saga definitely continues.

The Ioniq 5 saga continues.

Just watched the meat counter at this Fred Meyer reload the seafood counter shrimp from a bag of Kroger brand frozen shrimp. Hmmmmmm. How much of a premium do they charge at the ‘fresh seafood’ counter?

I gotta ask.. hooking up canvas float harnesses, approaching in dinghys, inflatable ‘front porch erections’.. is this seriously the state of the art for this?

They just said it like 4 times in 30 seconds, we'd be dead lol

Requirement to get the crew unloaded within two hours of splashdown.. still better than Spirit Airlines. #Artemis2

New drinking game: Do a shot every time the narrator says 'erected' #Artemis2

I don’t know about you, but I think anything more than $.75 an ounce is a total rip for speakers.

Hyundai wants us all to know that the Gun is Good and the Penis is Bad.

OK yeah I can still type alright, I guess. :D 127 wpm @ 100%? Not bad. :D

Utterly random but this photo always makes me smile. The couple in the background just.. SENDS ME, every time I look at it. :D This was my first Pride event in Seattle in like.. 2019.

Adding the word 'slop' to my mute list to stop one more source of constant toxicity..

I did once have a different AI tell me an entire pizza was ‘an incredible act of self care’ so yeah.. sycophant syndrome is real.

I’d hope though that pork rinds and whiskey would make it say ‘Hey uhhh bud, you okay? Need to talk about anything?’ 😂

“How would you like to receive your tabs? Pick up in office or mailed?” I dunno man, for $920 the governor should show up in person and apply them to my license plate with white gloves. Maybe detail my car while he’s at it.

Hey look, it’s the reason half of the fucking state of Washington doesn’t renew their license plates. Fuck me. $920.

I use Claude to count my calories and the personality is great. ‘Honestly whole milk in a cappuccino is the right choice. People who order skim milk cappuccinos are just making themselves sad for no reason. 110 calories.’

Well, looks like I might get my Ioniq back in the next day or two. It’s out on a test drive right now with no fault codes showing. So it’s got a new battery.

ISPs are gonna love this - feels like we’re heading towards ‘illegal to own your own router but you gotta rent one from the ISP’. Ma Bell would be proud.

People could also just be considerate. The guy next to me with his phone on his lap checking it every few minutes could fuck ALL the way off, seriously.

It's REALLY annoying that Apple's HomePods don't work nearly as well as they used to - 2-3 second delays between pressing play and hearing audio, skips and dropouts, random complete disconnects.. Grr..

That’s like, half of what progress is made of 😁

Oooh. Not that I use that term on the regular but.. hmm! I'd never considered the impact of it.

Seriously!

Filling up our loaner car makes me miss my EV so fucking much. $50 of gas for 400 miles or $7 of electricity for 350.. ouch. Never mind this is me driving this gas car like a fucking granny to save fuel.

Woof! Commission this goat - he does amazing work. Just saying :)

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LOL I haven't set foot in Target in over a year and I don't plan to start now.

Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target.

We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.

So my Ioniq 5 is in the shop and they say it needs a new battery probably and authorized me a rental car for a MONTH.