dhuartson: Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby. That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.

This is not wrong.

Totally unrelated, but "Blunt Rochester" would be a sick name for a hard-boiled noir detective.

Now's a great time for that vasectomy you've been avoiding!

I will be laughing at the Bort joke until the end of time. It’s so good.

That's an insta-hold at the library for me.

Byeeeeee!!!

Incredible.

So you agree?

Post an image from a video game you played as a teenager.

He’s right. It was delightful.

If anything, HOPPERS is underrated imo

Caesar Registered Democrat?

Lights Out Alert for April 18! 4.4 million birds will be flying over Oregon skies tomorrow night (and another 4 million the following night). Please turn lights out for migrating birds so they can see the stars they use to navigate to their breeding grounds.

📢Lights Out Alert! Tomorrow night, approximately 4.4 million birds will migrate through Oregon's skies. Help keep them safe by turning off your outside lights and drawing your blinds so they can see the stars they use to navigate to their breeding grounds.
📷: aeroecolab.com/oregon

I officially have a crush on Christina Koch. #artemis2

This is news to Europe. I hope they’re ok!

A list of birds: white ibis, yellow-crowned national gut heron, eastern kingbird, loggerhead shrike, black-bellied whistling duck, anhinga

List of birds: black vulture, swallow-tailed kite, common grackle, Carolina chickadee, northern cardinal, summer tanager

List of birds: prothonotary warbler, chimney swift, blue jay, laughing gill, American redstart, fish crow.

Just got back from a few days in New Orleans and snagged 18 lifers. Here’s my list.

The yellow-crowned night heron was incredible. Tanager was a lovely treat, and I’ve wanted to see a shrike ever since I learned they existed.

#birds #birding
#liferpie

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Eat shit, Orban.

My kids and I were just talking about that.

congratulations to the astronauts who get credit for a moon mission using rocket development work by trans women who had to quit their job and flee the state of florida and can’t celebrate this win with their coworkers

Joyful people working together to achieve incredible things.

Image Credit: NASA Image Description: All four Astronauts exit the Orion Capsule

#Artemis II - Mission Complete! 🚀🌕🌍

Welcome Home Orion Crew!

All four astronauts have now been extracted from the Orion Spacecraft

I was crying the whole time. Absolutely amazing.

You guys, I had an absolutely wonderful day.

Maybe one of the best episodes.

I just went to my first burlesque show and …. That was the most fun I’ve had in a WHILE.

Ugh. I love this so so much.

Alright Artemis, you got this. We can’t wait for you to come home safe. #artemis

I’ve had 14 lifers in the last 48 hours.
My favorite was the Summer Tanager.

The perks of being in a city in the other side of the continent!

#birds
#birding

Take a moment to remember how weird it is our president communicates with us through a bottom-tier social media site called Truth Social. It’s like if he governed from the comment section of a porn site.