Happy 4/20!!

Be sure to smoke a bowl (if you partake) and kick a Nazi in the junk today!!

Small Government, Now in Your Plumbing The GOP Toilet Police Have Entered the Chat

This isn’t public health and it’s not about clean water. This is state-sponsored humiliation.

And seriously? Go try to find any justification for this anywhere, in any chapter of any Bible. johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/small-gove...

so, who’s the most shitfaced member of the Donnyverse? you could be forgiven for assuming it’s Piss-Drunk Pete Kegstand, the champagne-guzzling dunk-tank clown who grew up to be Donny’s Secretary of Death. after all, ‘piss-drunk’ is right there in his name. and sure, in the running would be US Attorney Boxwine, famous for regularly showing up for her on-air Fox News gig as a word-slurring, four-sheets-to-the-wind mess.

who's most shitfaced in the Donnyverse? no, it's not Pete Kegstand — and it's not Jeanine Boxwine. their antics can't compete with the drunk-as-a-skunk antics that Kash Patel gets up to. thank you for your attention to my sober look at the most inebriated cabinet ever. link is here: bit.ly/4mMkjA8

1 The Fiends have gagged a Generation of pacified Fools,
2 By our Greed enslaved, a Nation of corporate tools.
3 ARISE, and raze the legacy of their Lies,
4 And realize that this in itself is an Ascension
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8 REJOICE! The Age of the Fall has begun! We'll dance as the Palaces burn!

Scar Spangled Banner YouTube video by Exodus - Topic

Shreveport, LA
We the People should be pissed-off as FUCK by this point
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Scar Spangled Banner YouTube video by Exodus - Topic

I usually post "Reality Bath" every time there's another shooting in this country, but I am not sure it's angry enough at this point
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Narrator: The 6% he referred to turned out to be his share of mentions in the Epstein Files

No, the Strait of Iran is open. Status of Strait of Hormuz remains unclear

We know where they are. Trump fired them all for being women or non-white

theonion.tumblr.com The Onion

Admitting his career had come between him and what mattered most, local man Andrew Tesser confirmed… #TheOnion

I think they stick with mayo, because Miracle Whip's a little too spicy and "ethnic" for Hegseth

Outer Space Treaty - Wikipedia

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Outer Space Treaty - Wikipedia

Putting weapons on the Moon is expressly forbidden by a Treaty to which the U.S. is a party

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Government Workers Say They’re Getting Inundated With Religion “This has never happened before,” one government employee tells WIRED. “I have never gotten a message like this from anyone.”

Republicans are allegedly concerned with making government more efficient, but they're wasting millions giving employees time off for non-federal holidays and offering superfluous "prayer services" featuring (likely paid) speakers.

And, of course, only right-wing Christian views get promoted.

Is Trump The Antichrist? A Totally Sober, Very, Very Serious Theological Analysis

Is Trump The Antichrist?
A Totally Sober, Very, Very Serious Theological Analysis

open.substack.com/pub/therickw...

C'mon, y'all forgot "Don't Drink the Water." That jam is metal as hell

HOWLING

Not Catholic or even really religious, but I got to yell "That's MY Pope!!"

Apologies. Who is he talking about this time? Or, do I want to know?

Hell fucking no

If you’ve ever been on the receiving end of an abuser’s fist, you know this tone and posture immediately.
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This is ignoring the point that Israel is not supposed to be attacking its neighbors in the first place.

It's not a ceasefire. Trump didn't expect the backlash from MAGA over his being literal EVIL, so he's declaring victory and moving on to Cuba. He didn't think anyone would care about the people in Iran, and he will resume killing and war-criming once people start talking about something else

A joyous and blessed Rex Manning Day to all who celebrate!

Pete Hegseth Laid On Side For Cabinet Meeting WASHINGTON—In an effort to keep his airways clear while his colleagues discussed foreign policy, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was laid on his side for a Cabinet meeting Friday, according to ...

“Hey, Scott [Bessent], could you grab us a couple towels to support his head and soak up some of the piss?” said Secretary of State Marco Rubio

Not good enough.

Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum WASHINGTON—Threatening to continue issuing threats if the Islamic Republic did not quickly agree to his demands, President Donald Trump warned Iran on Monday to accept his ultimatum or face the wrath ...

“Lay down your weapons now or I will have no choice but to ask you to lay down your weapons later,” the commander in chief wrote on Truth Social

Vance has less charisma than herpes, and he's probably less fun