I love this so much. Especially the woman in the back who is visibly cheering you on.

Hey, your work week may have been bad, but at least you’re not at Harper Collins trying to defend the publication of Vance’s new book on faith, right?

And now I’m hearing it yelling “REFRIGERATE!!!”

AI is so weird. Like, what is going on with that angel’s head, and why does it say PETUNIA on that man’s hat?

Why does it say “PETUNIA” on that man’s hat? Go home AI, you’re drunk.

*laughs in Karen*

Offspring just started first real full time job after getting their degree. Texted on week 3 they were going to disappear a coworker whose mistakes made them do tedious corrections for an entire day.

Me: first, congrats, you’re officially employed now. Also, what method are we planning? ;)

This is my life at work. Emails, the website, the calendar…

And neither should democrats. What are YOU doing to force movement?

You keep posting this “news” you need to start telling what it is you are actually doing about it.

You keep posting this “news” you need to start telling what it is you are actually doing about it.

I think you’re wonderful, sometimes I need to mute people temporarily because my emotional well-being can’t handle their feed. That is not something they need to change, it’s completely on me. (With my IRL anxious friend, I say “I love you, but I’m not equipped for this right now.”)

Need a little entertainment? I highly recommend checking out GWAR’s recent cover of Pink Pony Club.

Because every time you think you’re finally done - SURPRISE! You’re not.

Over a pastel background, the words: If you can’t handle me at my worst… I don’t blame you - that shit is ridiculous.

Person: which Disney Princess do you think you are? Me: a photo of HeiHei, who is a chicken.

Today is Transgender Day of Visibility, but I don’t blame folks who are not comfortable being visible right now. This administration wants you to believe many things that are untrue. You deserve to be able to be seen, loved, and supported as you exist as your most authentic self.

I’m so sorry. This decision is so wrong. Conversion therapy is neither conversion nor therapy, and should not be practiced at all.

A researcher I heard lecture a few times would say, “You can publish that in The Journal of Duh!”

Rule 34, right?

Try to breathe, I know it’s hard, my dad used to shut off his phone when traveling, and it’s easy to jump to conclusions, but statistics are on your side.

I still have an #IllGoWithYou charm on my purse, signifying that if someone trans doesn’t feel comfortable entering a public restroom, I am willing to escort them.

This is why, the second they started messing around in the data, I locked down my credit, downloaded social security statements, screenshot all my accounts, etc. Not foolproof, but it might help.

Yeah, I lost a retail job because I didn’t push hard enough to get people to open a store card. I had been there 2 years, never missed a shift, never written up for anything. It sucks.

☑️ Fell on the ice leaving for work (I’m okay, just scraped up my hands and my dignity)

☑️ Had a snafu with tomorrow’s flight reservations (fixed now, but was stressful)

☑️ Spent several hours to fix a big mistake my colleague made

☑️ Running like a nut just to take 1.5 days off

Today is fired.

“And because of this, and other factors, I will…”

You know, I’ve always been against the death penalty, but these assholes make me seriously reconsider.

I once showed up for a first coffee meeting with a guy who visibly noped out as soon as he saw me.

Also, he was badly groomed, looked/smelled like he needed a shower, and was wearing a stained sweatshirt.

It’s nice when the trash takes itself out.

Wow, that’s a lot of words to say “I’ve never had a healthy relationship”, sir.

Take a deep breath. Step back. Would you be upset if someone else said this to you about someone you care about?

Self talk can be super harsh, and it’s good to distance and think about what’s being said. I know I only know you as a pocket friend, but I don’t believe any of these things about you.