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We've got a great 3 hour episode with one the greatest bearded humans ever: Chuck Norris. In this we discuss his legendary roundhouse kick, how many times he ever laid a finger on Bruce Lee, discuss Steven Seagal's lack of skill, and we take a live sample for our all-time Svalbard Beard inoculum.

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We've got a great 3 hour episode with one the greatest bearded humans ever: Chuck Norris. In this we discuss his legendary roundhouse kick, how many times he ever laid a finger on Bruce Lee, discuss Steven Seagal's lack of skill, and we take a live sample for our all-time Svalbard Beard inoculum.

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Due to the success of our latest workout episode, this week we're going back into the gym: this week we've got Sec. Robert F Kennedy Jr. and we're working abs/back. We discuss how we channel #warriorenergy, #carcasssnacks for longevity, why no beard, and I try to worm my way towards more funding.

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Due to the success of our latest workout episode, this week we're going back into the gym: this week we've got Sec. Robert F Kennedy Jr. and we're working abs/back. We discuss how we channel #warriorenergy, #carcasssnacks for longevity, why no beard, and I try to worm my way towards more funding.

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Took my preworkout and we've got a special treat for you. In today's episode we're live in the gym with Podcast Jay B. and Mathew Memoli. We discuss the latest from "Inside the NIH", the latest in AI-disruption of biomedical research, why the lack of beards, and what happens when you sell your soul.

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Took my preworkout and we've got a special treat for you. In today's episode we're live in the gym with Podcast Jay B. and Mathew Memoli. We discuss the latest from "Inside the NIH", the latest in AI-disruption of biomedical research, why the lack of beards, and what happens when you sell your soul.

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In today's 4-hour podcast, we have our first recurring guest and our favorite entrepreneur venture capitalist vampire, Bryan Johnson. We break down how to adapt his vampire PRP facial routine for those with beards and the effects on the #beardmicrobiome. Check it out!

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In today's 4-hour podcast, we have our first recurring guest and our favorite entrepreneur venture capitalist vampire, Bryan Johnson. We break down how to adapt his vampire PRP facial routine for those with beards and the effects on the #beardmicrobiome. Check it out!

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Yes. The rumors are true. I am now an official contributor at @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy

We are happy to bring our deep knowledge of grifty health fads infused with just enough truth to warrant credulity to the masses. A perfect fit! Thanks Bari!

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Yes. The rumors are true. I am now an official contributor at @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy

We are happy to bring our deep knowledge of grifty health fads infused with just enough truth to warrant credulity to the masses. A perfect fit! Thanks Bari!

2 months ago 3 3 0 1
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Ring in the new year with our latest 3 hour pod on our science-based "5 microhabits and nootropics for the most alluring and cortisol-free beard" and maximize your #warriorenergy

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Ring in the new year with our latest 3 hour pod on our science-based "5 microhabits and nootropics for the most alluring and cortisol-free beard" and maximize your #warriorenergy

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AI is changing the course of science and accelerating the dissemination of science. Check out our latest podcast where I will take an idea from conception to publication using our lab's latest life science AI chatbot t.e.d. in less than 3 hours! Never be chained by peer review ever again!

5 months ago 3 1 0 0

AI is changing the course of science and accelerating the dissemination of science. Check out our latest podcast where I will take an idea from conception to publication using our lab's latest life science AI chatbot t.e.d. in less than 3 hours! Never be chained by peer review ever again!

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After many iterations, we are excited to release our new AI healthbot, Gripht, that tells you everything you are doing that is unhealthy. It will tell you how to maximize #dopamineflux and amplify #mitochondria. With the promo code #gruber it will also help you unlock your #prosocialbeard.

6 months ago 2 1 0 0

After many iterations, we are excited to release our new AI healthbot, Gripht, that tells you everything you are doing that is unhealthy. It will tell you how to maximize #dopamineflux and amplify #mitochondria. With the promo code #gruber it will also help you unlock your #prosocialbeard.

6 months ago 2 1 0 0

After consulting with our legal team, we are happy to announce that we have sent a cease-and-desist letter to Pete Hegseth for use of our trademark phrase "warrior ethos". He doesn't even have a beard either. #warriorethos

6 months ago 1 1 0 0

After consulting with our legal team, we are happy to announce that we have sent a cease-and-desist letter to Pete Hegseth for use of our trademark phrase "warrior ethos". He doesn't even have a beard either. #warriorethos

6 months ago 1 1 0 0

Friends, come along on our next 5-hour episosde where we reveal time-of-day effects on the #beardmicrobiome and how a five min #mildplunge is enough to enhance #mitochondria function and prosocial behavior. Especially in combination with #grubermanlabbites.

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In our latest episode we dive into brain-beard interactions and their role in shaping your dopamine range and peak performance and focus. We hit on the best supplements for enhancing #beardmicrobiome diversity too!

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Alan Dershowitz’s Grammarian Responds to Pierogi Incident When the police arrived, they also advised Dershowitz to use non-gendered pronouns. Dershowitz was hesitant. “I’ll use whatever language I choose t...

"First of all: 'Not anything the police should have anything to say over'? Alan, Alan, Alan. Perhaps you needed me more than I knew." buff.ly/RJxoYLC

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In our latest episode we dive into brain-beard interactions and their role in shaping your dopamine range and peak performance and focus. We hit on the best supplements for enhancing #beardmicrobiome diversity too!

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I urge my listeners to avoid chewing caffeinated enhancers like these and instead choose #grubermanlabbites to maximize your #dopaminewaves.

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I urge my listeners to avoid chewing caffeinated enhancers like these and instead choose #grubermanlabbites to maximize your #dopaminewaves.

10 months ago 1 1 0 0

Lots of changes happening at the NIH. In today's 6-hour podcast on "Improving Science and Restoring Trust in Public Health" we get unique insights from one of our most valuable and trusted sources: Satan. He, yes he, also has some great tips for cultivating your most alluring beard.

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Lots of changes happening at the NIH. In today's 6-hour podcast on "Improving Science and Restoring Trust in Public Health" we get unique insights from one of our most valuable and trusted sources: Satan. He, yes he, also has some great tips for cultivating your most alluring beard.

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Stanford faculty react to Harvard international student ban, foresee long-term damage Professors raised concerns about the effects of the Trump administration’s action for Stanford and other schools.

Proud to stand with my fellow faculty and podcast vampires on this topic.

Our most exciting projects using single cell sequencing to identify prosocial diverse beard microbiota is powered by students from all over the 🌎

stanforddaily.com/2025/05/26/s...

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Stanford faculty react to Harvard international student ban, foresee long-term damage Professors raised concerns about the effects of the Trump administration’s action for Stanford and other schools.

Proud to stand with my fellow faculty and podcast vampires on this topic.

Our most exciting projects using single cell sequencing to identify prosocial diverse beard microbiota is powered by students from all over the 🌎

stanforddaily.com/2025/05/26/s...

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