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Venezuelan President Nicolas Madura pictured with Ozzy Osbourne. But not really.

Venezuelan President Nicolas Madura pictured with Ozzy Osbourne. But not really.

Remembering the day Maduro met Ozzy Osbourne. #venezuela

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Were you in shorts?

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Not really. They'll be another in a week. It's an on-topic response.

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Bob Mortimer writes...

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Do you work in HR?

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There's still less shitting fesses than shooting someone fesses.

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"Woman seeking inexplicable pardon from President, casts him a good light" shocker. #maxwell #epstein #trump

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It's sad that Terence Stamp has died but also sad that people can only remember him for being General Zod in Superman. Then I looked him up and realised I don't actually know him from anything else either.

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This Temu phone holder is a product after my own heart.

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Screenshot of BBC news headline about the upcoming Putin and Trump talks in Alaska, with Trump declaring Putin wouldn't mess with him. The fool.

Screenshot of BBC news headline about the upcoming Putin and Trump talks in Alaska, with Trump declaring Putin wouldn't mess with him. The fool.

He says, of the man who has repeatedly had his political opponents murdered.

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Sentence of a Woman #PutWritingInASongOrMovie

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Everybody does this

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Read that as zombies. That would be better.

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The Chipmunks sing the Beatles Hits All My Loving
The Chipmunks sing the Beatles Hits All My Loving YouTube video by Chipmunks1958

Alvin & The Chipmunks would like a quiet word. youtu.be/ZR1tKI10bX0

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I'm going to look for loose change down the back of the settee.

In sofa as I might find some.

#LunchPun

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That's 936 people, don't get too carried away.

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Wasn't that by Baltimora?

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It's called The Sandcastle. No wonder you were mistaken.

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A whole generation of incels with skewed fragrance references.

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In all my years I've never once smelled a sweaty armpit and thought "mmm pussy..." and got a raging hornpipe. Also vice versa.

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It's bad enough drinking the pissy stuff, don't make your own.

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But have you had a rush of blood to your head yet?

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Open casket then was it?

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Came here to say the same but with different words and more swears.

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Perfect day right there. By anything interesting you mean things with electricity and noise.

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Oh the irony.

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It's called a local butcher.

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Please rewrite. How can they live alone more than being alone?

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Just got a tin of coconut milk from Lidl with no ring pull. What is this, the Middle Ages?

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Pretty sure that was what was implied.

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