I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

Just showed this to my kid. She thought it was delightful.

SOMEONE gets it.

I don’t wear glasses, but I have fun at my daughter’s eye appointments

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…and the world collectively goes “meh”.

Periodically, I replenish my “special occasions” Mega-Stuf Oreos because, When It Happens, I demand freshness, goddammit.

If you didn’t know, I’m co-founder and EIC of @cinapse.bsky.social. We’re an independent community of passionate cinephiles who discover & discuss cinema on the internet. We’ve been doing this for 13 years & it would mean a lot of you read & shared our work.

That…that tracks. And being old enough to remember when you could only friend those people who attended your own college, and then you just want to crumble into dust.

NYT headline: The End of the Free-Range, Device-Free 'Stand By Me' Childhood

not a cell phone in sight. just a group of kids looking at a dead body, living in the moment.

A forearm tattoo of the symbol for Tom Petty’s Wilflowers album: a black and white outline of a surreal flower.

See #wildflowerhour, and it’s pretty and all, but I got really excited for a split second because I thought we were talking about one of the best albums ever, Tom Petty’s 1994 solo album WILDFLOWERS

Without hesitation, John Cena comes off stage to hug a fan battling cancer and offer him some words of encouragement.

"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest." - Denis Diderot

I’M RUNNING THIS MONKEY FARM NOW, FRANKENSTEIN, AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU’RE DOING IN THERE!

I refuse to watch the Oscars (I just can’t with award shows), but I’m watching the Letterboxd account, hoping that Sinners racks up all the awards it can.

If only Sinners had put in a little bit about how every culture has magical-musical people or something like that, then maybe people wouldn’t think it a movie about white people stealing black culture.

Welp, time to stream the film aga--oh hey!

The amount of white nerds who missed the goddamned point of the vampires, to the point of cosplaying them for flash Irish jig mobs at conventions, was disappointing to hear.

Any time, my friend.

Dead Format, day… fuck, I dunno. I’ve lost count. But last day at this location and very, very close to a wrap. www.indiegogo.com/en/projects/... #DeadFormatFilm

“I’m online to tell you all that I’m not actually online” is not the flex you think it is, Steve-O.

You goddamned tease.

I’ll say this for Max Landis: he may be a creep but he’s also a bad writer

If you're doing anything with GI Joe and the first words out of your mouth aren't "Larry Hama" you should be banned from even so much as looking at the action figures.

god forbid an elite be subject to unsparing criticism

Twitter is a Nazi bar. Bluesky is several different bars, and the beauty of it is that you can pretty much pick the one you hang around in or create your own and kick people out if they're assholes.

People who say Bluesky is too woke are just salty about not being particularly welcome someplace.

FUCK yes.

Student who punched another student holding pro-ICE sign at Lake Zurich High School received 2-day suspension No criminal charges were filed, but the student who punched another student for holding a pro-ICE sign at Lake Zurich High School last week received a two-day suspension and is back in class.

incredible write up of our latest young folk hero

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stalled out, kicking the tires trying to make it inch forward a little more