This may be controversial but when someone you find mid has pretty hair it’s like oh my god are you beautiful???

Is it proof Andy’s bad at his job that’s he asked these literal questions? #SummerHouse

He has a podcast? #SummerHouse

Scheana Shay wanted to name her kid Summer Moon because the Yeah Yeah Yeahs released Soft Shock at Coachella in 2009. Tell me I’m wrong and I’ll tell you I don’t hate Brock. 🥰 #VanderpumpRules

FYI waking up, still drunk, in nice weather, mid existential crisis, and walking your dog, feels like being discovered at the mall in 2002.

In case anyone needs that advice.

Will Vicki whoop it up with Megan King Edmonds Cooke on the next season of #SummerHouse?? Will my mind collapse into a slop of Bravo? Watch and find out

I will never not be hyper fixated on what random people from my high school and college are doing now. They are my celebrities

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Idk if people remember when Amanda told Ciara she doesn’t know if she has animosity for Kyle or if the whole world is telling her she should, this season. That’ll be the perfect sound bite for when she goes back to Kyle and can blame the “audience” and Ciara, and Paige. Let’s watch #SummerHouse

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The idea that Meghan King Edmonds is the perfect detective for the West Amanda timeline and will be activated alongside Lindsay. Honestly bring her to the reunion too! #SummerHouse #RHOC

I feel like the the dream of #TheValley can’t happen because none of them dreamed of living in the burbs when the show started. They wanted to be famous performers and talented at something. Then the dream became secure house and never work again.

Just finished 80 hours of my comfort early 2000’s show and now what???

Sometimes I remember I’m the adult that schedules doctors (vet) appointments and pays bills while my dog just tries to be useful and kind and go where I go and that makes me feel so adult cuz that was basically my relationship with my parents.

Why am I getting a text that tells me to log in to a website to read and respond to the text which will require phone authentication? Was a human in the process of designing system

Last night I saw the ugliest pic of myself I’ve ever seen and I can’t tell if it was real or a dream!

KJ hates West. He might be a star. I doubt it but there’s potential there. Also his name is Kelly apparently which in a weird way explains to me why he was friends with West in the first place #SummerHouse

A man? and his gf? at a baseball game? #SummerHouse

Sorry I love the idea of Jesus coming to earth irl and someone writing “I don’t feel the need to defend Jesus” like k? Idk it’s just peace a love bro

I think NDA’s should either stick of not stick but idk what this middle ground is. Like congressional subpoenas.

I mean idk really, she has one by birth and others by marriage? She seems like she’d try to stay friends with her step kids but omg Kyle insta dad would go ham

ciara was made for magazine spreads

Yeah, olive oil and cheese and pastries can make you a little fat. Yeah, sunshine gives you wrinkles and wine ruins your liver and spending money on pretty things eats up your savings. But unfortunately, I've decided to enjoy life anyways

It’s Friday and I think I’m still buzzed, I can’t think about him rn.

Honestly they would be too aryan and correct all the time it would make me uncomfortable and I love them! #SummerHouse #RHOC

Meghan King Edmonds Cooke??!!! Literally laughing out loud #Summerhouse #RHOC

I once had a white blond English teacher with a black adopted son tell our class that a “yellow”woman in THE COLOR PURPLE was Asian…I think about her poor son every day. She also wanted to be in hs forever and flirted with the popular boys. And that’s a good school!

We are literally at the point in history where the Pope is battling the Antichrist. 🍿

I think maybe we need to have another lockdown

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I honestly don’t this Stassi knew all these chungus outfits would be posted by Gen z when she created #OOTD.

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#VanderpumpVilla is so fetch (derogatory)

Ben on #SummerHouse is 38 years old