Since you haven't figured it out yet ...

... the last dipshit who said that around me wound up hospitalized, and, I swear, no toddler ever deserved it more ...

A Violent Masterpiece - BOOK TRAILER YouTube video by A Violent Masterpiece

Look:

A VIOLENT MASTERPIECE by Jordan Harper
book trailer
directed by Ijaaz Noohu

youtu.be/T-vgZmWN5-w?...

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You should view all as simply data points, unless you believe you can write something that appeals to 100% of the world.

NO!!!! All candidates must pass a purity test! (that the most extreme will never admit is a purity test). You are SO CRINGE with this, Adam! UGH!

For real, sideline the extremists, whatever flavor they chose for themselves.

... they said there was a cease-fire...

Dumplings? Like Japanese gyoza?

24 followers needed to hit 10K. Will it be you?

Great slice of history, Eddie. Thank you. I'm north of Boston and have read about the busing riots here, but I had never heard of Canarsie.

* Exceptions made so long as you have shot dogs before

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... it rained on me once ...

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... that's not it ...

You found it, Soph. This is the one I've been working on for a year or more now. I'm well into the writing of it, and alpha readers are gushing for it.

Thank you for stopping by during your busy time. :-)

MOCKUP POSTER HOW I STOLE FROM THE PRESIDENT WHILE SAVING A FOSTER HOME BY J.W.GANT

The bank will foreclose on the foster home he owns with his wife unless he can mend his relationship with his father, a retired master thief with Alzheimer’s, and commit the perfect robbery. The score? A portrait of the Prez and one million in cash.

82K satire/crime
#PosterPit #Q #A #C #T

Perfect setup. Matching poster. Great pitch!

Wedding cake decorated with a bouquet of white flowers. Two teddy bears stand on top of the cake, one wearing a groomsman suit and one wearing a white wedding dress. “A New Adult Contemporary Romance” as the heading. “Project Sugar and Spice” in cursive font. Beta reader comments sit on the left and right: “Man is petty, i’ll give him that!” “Get me into a bakery right this second!” *Screams in bisexual panic* “Lydia, marry me!” “THIS LINE! THIS LINE RIGHT HERE!” “Beautiful imagery! If only I had a kitchen like this!” “I’m tired of you making me hungry every single time I read another page!” “Coming to a bookstore near you!” sits at the bottom as a second heading

🧁 She's a jaded pastry chef
🍰 He's a charismatic baker
❤️‍🔥 When their rivalry reaches an all-time high & sweet lies rise to the surface, will they achieve their desires unscathed or will all they've worked for leave a bitter aftertaste?

#posterpit #W #NA #C #R #CO #P

Extremists do what extremists do, whether left, right, or other.

I recently had a falling out with an extremely liberal account, who has about 100K followers and minor celebrity status. Her response? She put me on a list, capturing my posts. How is that different from Nazis? Or from MAGA? It isn't.

The Lives We Lost poster for PosterPit event One wants to die, but can't, the other want to live, but can't, together, they'll find something else. Image of a person crossing a busy intersection at night By J.W. Gant photo by Chris Brogan

🌟twists/deceptions
❤️💔love & loss
🌟moral ambiguity
⭐️fated
💍unreliable narrator
🔥stolen moments
⭐️time jumps/reverse chronology
🌟 self-discovery
🔥🔥soft heat
💔identity loss/tortured love
❤️soulmates
🫥suffering

Photo: Chris Brogan 🦋 @chrisbrogan.bsky.social
#POSTERPIT #L #R #T #A #W

Looks super, Kevin!

Phew! What a great poster! Good luck. Nice to see you again, Dawn.

Movie Poster for the novel, Another Quest, written by Dawn Berkoski. Artwork by Shelley Leiweke Depicted, is a fantasy inspired forest with jewel-toned falling leaves. In the distance, a medieval castle can be seen, and further still, the mountains where Zander, the protagonist of the story, lives. And in the center of the magical forest, sitting on a tree stump, is Zander’s prized wizard’s hat, now dirty and worn with an arrow jutting through it. The copy reads. ACTION ADVENTURE MAGIC AND MAYHEM MEDIEVAL FANTASY COMING OF AGE YOUNG LOVE ANOTHER QUEST PRESENTED BY DAWN BERKOSKI NOMINATED FOR BEST COMEDY BEST STUNT ENSEMBLE A YOUNG WIZARD'S JOURNEY TO RECONCILE HIS PAST GOES SIDEWAYS WHEN HE IS ROBBED AND FINDS HIMSELF IN A CURSED AND DECREPIT VILLAGE WHERE THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR... WHAT SEEMED TO BE A STRAIGHTFORWARD QUEST TURNS INTO ANOTHER, AND HE MUST RELY ON THE LAST PEOPLE HE EVER WOULD HAVE CHOSEN TO KEEP MOVING FORWARD AND REACH HIS DESTINATION. QUERYING NOW DawnBerkoski.com

Inspired by Monty Python's Life of Brian, Willow, and Robin Hood: Men in Tights. #PosterPit #RF #NA #Q

🧙‍♂️A wizard struggling with his powers
🗡️A GNC thief with a grudge
🤪 Dysfunctional found family
🏹 Lots of armed men
🥕Cursed Carrot Fields
💘 Antiheroes find true love?!?

WHEN REGULAR QUESTS WON’T DO

Love the poster!

Hey, dude, he brought peace to the Battle of Bowling Green. Credit where credit is due.

Great premise with a perfect poster.

This ms would make for a great chapter swap with my latest, The Lives We Lost.

#PosterPit #Q #A #R

DEFINITELY NOT A BUCKET LIST
Adult Contemporary Romance / 85K

🚙Tension-filled road trip
💉Illness rep
🌄Coastal Canadian landscape
⛴️Boat ride in costume
✍️(Not) a bucket list

Image: A scared teen girl, and a ghost girl with bloody tears. TEXT: This dangerous world is scarier than a vengeful ghost. The Truth of Fear. Young Adult Feminist Horror. BECOME THE THING TO FEAR. # The East River Wraith. Accolades: Big 5 editor requests. Best Submission Award. Winner WriteHive mentorship.

🖤Find Courage in Fear
🖤Power in Rage
🖤And Become The One They're Afraid of

THE TRUTH OF FEAR
A Good For Her Horror with Girls Who Scare Boys, Revenge, Reclaiming Power, ooh & Romance

Meet the New Urban Legend #TheEastRiverWraith

#SPF Upper #YA Feminist #H
Revising & Soon to be #Q #PosterPit

Great poster! Really super work. Perfect pitch. Good luck. :-)

Slow-burn Romance; Obsession; Secrets & Lies; Betrayal; Murder. Image is split in two by a red gash with names in the centre: Elisa (Listy) Powers, Kris Constantine, Christina Naccasian, guest appearance by Rianna Constantine. On the right side is the face of a beautiful woman; on the left side is a couple about to kiss each other. A 5 star review by Magazine Reviewer says "A Masterpiece". A 5 stars given by Variety says "The du Maurier 'Rebecca' vibes are 'chef's kiss'!" She knew secrets. Now she's dead. HERA PRODUCTIONS presents CARELESS WHISPERS a 97k BOOKCLUB MYSTERY by Kala Patel IN SELECT INBOXES NEAR YOU

𝑑𝑢 𝑀𝑎𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑟'𝑠 𝑅𝐸𝐵𝐸𝐶𝐶𝐴 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑁𝑒𝑡𝑓𝑙𝑖𝑥'𝑠 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝑃𝐸𝑅𝐹𝐸𝐶𝑇 𝐶𝑂𝑈𝑃𝐿𝐸

They're like family to her, but when murder is suspected a PR exec must decide how far to go to protect them. They all have a motive. Especially the dead woman's husband. The man she's always loved.

#PosterPit #Q #A #M #R

Looks like a great image backdrop for #PosterPit