Flash Gordon (1980) - Hawk Men... DIVE!!! (HD) YouTube video by DMann2006

www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4nS... Still one of the greatest scenes in the history of cinema. #WHOWANTSTOLIVEFOREVER #DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

I very urgently, seriously do not want to adult tomorrow.

🏆 CHAMPIONS!

⌚️ FT | 🔴 0-2 🔵

I really wish that Microsoft and hp weren't such utter failures at everything.

Honestly, I really can't blame people for becoming dependent on talking to chatbots like chatgpt. When you consider the vast percentage of humans who are total cunts, 'normal' interaction really doesn't have the appeal you think it does.

Another Saturday, another opportunity for my mental health to be the kickstand of everyone I know. #FuckSaturdays

a black and white photo of Shirley Anita Chisholm, the first black woman to be elected to the United States Congress, standing on the steps in front of the U.S. Capitol - short black hair, black-framed glasses, wearing a light outfit, holding an armful of papers

"Tremendous amounts of talent are lost to our society because that talent wears a skirt". - Shirley Chisholm

Absolutely.😞

YES!!!!!!! #TheApprentice #BBCApprentice #TeamKarishma

#TeamKarishma for life. #TheApprentice #BBCApprentice

BBC iPlayer: fail

It's 1:35am. I have to be up at 7:30am for work tomorrow, but at midnight my intestines started going berserk. In the process of dealing with this berserkness, I have somehow managed to both remove a toenail and cut my forehead open. There needs to be a stronger expression than FML.

Hey @retrogamermag.bsky.social , any chance of a shout out for this collection I've lovingly maintained over the years? Not angling for a bookazine for obvious reasons.

And once again, I am the most selfish cunt in the world for not being able to see through walls, not being telekinetic, and being an autistic person who isn't able to perfectly regulate their emotions while having perfect empathy.

#TheWeakestLink asking a question about the 100th day of the year on the 101st day of the year very much scratches an OCD itch.

I.
Fucking.
Hate.
Saturdays.

Curious tagline for a new game released today.

I am 100% #TeamKarishma btw. Not from the start, but she's clearly the brightest star in that bunch. #TheApprentice #BBCApprentice.

Annnnnnnnd now she's going to get disembowelled by Claude.

My heart is broken tonight. #Bahlsen #Leibniz #ChocoLeibniz

To the woman on the bus wearing skin tight white trousers and black underwear: I hope for your sake that that was the worst decision you made today.

On the anniversary of the death of Margaret Thatcher, let us take a moment to reflect on what a cruel, heartless sack of shit she was.

Paging @grapenutsrobot.graphics to the front desk

He isn't the most well read person in the room even when he's alone.

😍 THIS TEAM. THIS CLUB.

'It's eating our faces!!!!!!'

Quick reminder that The Orville is leaps and bounds above any Star Trek show made in the 21st century and that Babylon 5 is the greatest sci-fi show of all time. Happy #FirstContactDay everyone :-)

Driving School Fly-on-the-windscreen documentary about learner drivers.

If you ever feel like defending the #BBC TV licence fee, remember that this is currently on iplayer, but Only Fools and Horses isn't.

www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

a man with curly hair is hanging on a cross with the words `` always look on the bright side of life '' . ALT: a man with curly hair is hanging on a cross with the words `` always look on the bright side of life '' .

Happy #Easter everyone.

This one's been presented as so one-sided so far that it'll be interesting to see how Karishma's team unexpectedly fuck it five ways from Sunday. #TheApprentice #BBCApprentice

Karren, within 5 seconds of the task starting: 'Lord Sugar can't count.'

#TheApprentice #BBCApprentice

NASA's Artemis II Crew Launches To The Moon (Official Broadcast) YouTube video by NASA

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf_U...

Oh yeah. I'm here for it. #Artemis #ArtemisII #Artemis2