Welcome to Pursuit Parenting! YouTube video by Pursuit Parenting

Who is Pursuit Parenting, and why might you care?

#PursuitParenting #parenting

🤔 The BEST and WORST hacks for how to get your baby to fall asleep (PursuitParenting Reacts) YouTube video by Pursuit Parenting

Our first try at a #react video. What do you think? Their second trick is mind-blowing (derogatory)

#parenting

If you have a two-year-old, check your pockets before laundry.

Rocks.
Half a sticker.
A leaf that mattered deeply.
One mysterious crumb.

Tiny people travel with artifacts.

#parentinghumor #toddlerlife

Helpful Hacks from a Distracted, ADHD Dad YouTube video by Pursuit Parenting

As a #parent with #adhd, I have put substantial effort into how to parent WELL with ADHD. Here are a few tips:

See also: "I'm getting aww cozy."

Text: "Dada, I need a bwanket"

Tags: alarming, requires immediate response

/* this phrase is code for "i have disrobed, likely on the back deck." Chat, I am as surprised as you are. */

Functions: toddler.get(), clothing.get()

#debugging #toddler #parenting #funny

We're replacing the carpet with lvp floors today, largely due to pet stains on the carpets. We were told to buy some Nature's Miracle to spray on the subfloor, but in typical ADHD fashion we forgot until after they'd already started. I fear the pet stain smells are permanently locked into our floors

Was listening to Disney songs w/ 7yo, and a song I had forgotten from Moana 2 came on. Got me thinking about most disappointing sequels. Moana 2 is up there. Matrix Reloaded is a top contender, as are Men in Black 2 and Terminator 3. But what is the biggest drop between a movie and its sequel?

I was very disappointed by Incredibles 2

Toddler nurses teas like they're wounded Crimean War soldiers; toddler plays Florence Nightingale in this pantomime.

#ToddlerLife #parentingFunny

two kids in crocs at a raised garden bed

beginning to think the gardeners we hired lied about their years of experience

spouse <to toddler>: we cannot put a bandaid in our mouth
me: well...

#pedantic #toddler #parenting

me: what's wrong, kiddo
toddler: i just made a mess with my face
me: same, kid. same

#toddler #parenting #dinnertime

We like to potty
We like, we like to potty

We like to potty
We like, we like to potty

...

The VengaLoo is coming

#toddler #PottySongs

We love you, Michaeleen Doucleff! YouTube video by Pursuit Parenting

We were big fans of Gun
Hunt, Gather, Parent, and we're very stoked for Michaeleen Doucleff’s newest, Dopamine Kids.

So stoked, we made a goofy video!

youtube.com/shorts/AhC_1...

#shorts #parentingBooks #digitalDetox

hey so one of my friends just texted and her two yr old has got a hold of a quill and is drawing “666” repeatedly all over the kitchen floor

good thing Jesus isn’t in hell right now or anything

someday, we will look back on tonight’s Parenting Experience, and laugh. someday, we will look back on tonight’s Parenting Experience, and laugh. someday, we will look back on tonight’s Parenting Experience, and laugh. someday, we will look back on tonight’s Parenting Experience, and laugh. someday,

No one tells you that two-year-olds have a bigger emotional range than most adults.

Devastated that the banana broke.
Ecstatic about a pebble.
Furious the clouds moved.
Pure joy because you sneezed.

Every feeling. Full intensity. Every time.

#toddlerlife #parenting

An photo of part of the cover of the DVD of animated Disney film_The Emperor's New Groove_. A llamafied human, Emperor Kuzco, does indeed slightly resemble a wading bird about to eat the film's villain, cadaverous, purple-clad Yzma.

"Dada, is that fwamingo gonna eat that pewson?"

#toddler #parenting #context #funny

Is there a chance that I find my children much less annoying than other children because I'm their mother? No. Definitely not. My kids are just better.

Yeah, used/consignment had been our answer.

RIP MuseThreads.

toddler: i will probably stomp them again
me, sighing, reflecting on paul to the romans: yes, you probably will

#bondageToSin #stPaul #Romans #toddler #parentingHumor

Explicating St. Paul, Kant, and Mill on not stomping other kids' feet is probably NOT helping.

#NotTryingToHelp #TryingToPhilosophize
#toddler #parenting #funny

Today:

me: kiddo, do you want yogurt or cottage cheese?
kiddo: no, I don't want anything of that

The Toddler's power to defeat us grows. We, too, must increase our cunning.

#toddler #toddlerParent #funny

This same idea, presented with visual evidence.

#ADHDParenting #parenting #funny #video

youtube.com/shorts/rbg-d...

_in liberis, veritas_

(In kids, truth)

In the winter, walk in the center of the stairs. In the summer, outer edge, away from the wall.

Least they should creak.

#toddler #parenting #funny #tooReal #naptime

> "What happens if we eat the moon?"

Ask your Fenrir

`man toddler`

Can I get that...verified?