The Wife prefers her steak well done and her frozen pizzas medium rare.

Time to declare the award as a potential fire hazard.

Anxiety is actually just the ability to glimpse the nearby alternate realities.

AI will revolutionize society!

The revolution: Splash Mountain but instead of water, it's cum.

My coworker: I'm sorry for <something completely out of their control>

Me: I forgive you.

Upgrade to Super Grok and don't just remove her clothes, remove her skin too.

EMBAJADA DE CUBA Cuba in the UK • @EmbaCuba_UK • 1h This was not a migration event; it was a heavily armed, coordinated paramilitary operation against #Cuba. Confiscated from the US-registered vessel: Assault rifles 口 Handguns Improvised Explosive Devices (Molotovs) Body armor & telescopic sights Miami Cayos Falcones Havana CUBA ) 23 ılıl 253

Cuba in the UK ‹ @EmbaCuba_UK•1h G... The detained attackers are US residents. Crucially, two individuals (Amijail Sánchez González & Leordan Enrique Cruz Gómez) are already designated on #Cuba's National Terrorist List pursuant to UN Security Council Resolution 1373. 1 7 10 19 ill 354 贝 企 Cuba in the UK • @EmbaCuba_UK•1h | S... #Cuba has also arrested a local facilitator sent from the US to receive this armed group. This is a clear, undeniable case of cross-border terrorism planned, financed, and launched from US soil against a sovereign nation.

More info about the US Cuba attackers

You start to notice them after leaving the safety of your campfire. Shadows drifting aimlessly in darkness. They circle around you like vultures then your light begins to fade. They dissolve in your ring of light but what happens when it goes out? #indiedev #gamedev #survival #goth #light #shadow

Fruit paper spinoff The Kumquat when?

Absolutely nothing, just like the Confederacy of the United States

Enjoyed the State of the Confederacy address:

Reading tea leaves, but it's my wife's ejaculate instead.

Vodka, Tequila, Gin, and Whiskey

This guy gets it.

Screenshot of Amazon customer support chat getting refund for a Ring Floodlight Cam https://www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurveillance/comments/1r0m509/comment/o4jc9xz/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Screenshot of chat with Amazon customer support getting refund for a Ring product bought in October 2020 https://www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurveillance/comments/1r0m509/comment/o4k6nqk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Infographic telling Ring customers they can get refunds for their purchases through Amazon

People on Reddit are getting Amazon to refund their Ring products because of their partnership with Flock and that creepy Super Bowl ad
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Prototype of wood chopping mechanic. The tree needs some impact animation for sure and visual progress that it's getting cut but I wanted to get the whole loop working first ;) #gamedev #indiedev #woodcutting #goth #survival

The way I snag my clothes on every damn thing this just gives me anxiety.

I use one knife for both. Peanut Butter first, then wipe the knife clean on the opposite slice before adding Jelly.

I do the dishes so dirtying less is best.

please

Check the leaderboard to see how much Susan spent.

Layoffs over the last year:

UPS: 48,000
Amazon: 32000
Intel: 27,159
Microsoft: 15,387
Nestle: 16000
Verizon: 15000
Google: 12000
Chevron: 8000
Paramount: 7000
Walmart: 7000
P&G: 7000
Estée Lauder: 7000

Your reminder that massive corporate tax cuts don’t create jobs, they create profits.

People with French rejoice

No

You can't say "Bovino deserves to be fed feet first into a wood chipper" because that would violate the Terms of Service.

What do you mean? It's obviously quarter of a caret past third blood sapphire.

Peter Thiel is trying to pay people to not go to protests.

A pair of what

As a capitalist, he did his best to monopolize stupidity

He's saying he wants to fuck children

Housing is meat that must be consumed

I regret them regularly. Keep up the great work.