It has been for a while. My Dad likes buying me themed candy like I'm 8, and often buys stuff I don't even like. He'll just be like "Here ya go, kiddo." And I'll be like "I'm 33. I haven't eaten a peep in at least 8 years."

I'm a rural mail carrier.

@knaas.bsky.social I remember you wishing you could work outside the other day. I decided to take a few pictures of my route over the last few days to share with you.

You know I don't think I'm going to be listening to Africa much this year. #Crew96

Rudy Camacho needs to be benched. Good God. #Crew96

I'm glad I was able to finally tune in to watch that penalty go in. Good stuff. #Crew96

As a Bengals fan I'm not sure how to feel about this. It seems like a lot for a 29-year-old but I was sure the Bengals were going to screw up whomever they drafted. Getting a ready-made, win now player could be better honestly.

#SaveTheCrew 🤝 #SaveTheCaps

I see how you glitter.

We're including everyone...except Iranian, Haitian, Congolese, Uzbek, Senegalese, Iraqi, Egyptian, Moroccan, and Ghanan fans...and Panamanian, and Colombian, and Paraguayan, and...

The best way to stop a ddos attack is to send each prospective attacker a strongly-worded letter through the mail. That'll show'em.

Just so you know this is apparently a reference to an old Landon Donovan article. I didn't think the NFL draft would be referencing US Soccer from 25 years ago, but uh here we are.

5 USL losses. Why do we never even try.

Gravy a song:

Un Poco Salsa 😂

A point. Hooray. And the Celtics won a meaningless game. Hooray. Alright #Crew96 #CBJ #COYS #ATOBTTR fams. Peace out. Sports blow ass sometimes. Not looking at social media for at least a day, maybe a couple.

P.S. #BleedGreen you're okay. You don't fill me with rage the same way the others do.

And the Reds lost today. Sure. Why not.

What the fuck is this day? Spurs closer to relegation than ever. Crew losing again. Abou Ali might be out for the year. Blue Jackets are probably outplaying Bruins but still losing. Loss probably ends the season.

Good Lord you guys are way more confident than I am. 2-1 Crew maybe? I hope they are as good as you think.

@superbunnyhop.bsky.social Congrats on your feature in the new Crowbcat video.

P.S. wow that was some dumb nonsense you said back then.

#Coys We are getting relegated.

These came out when I was 21 😑

#Gohabsgo Hi, Blue Jackets fan here. Do you guys honestly believe that was goalie interference? That was one of the worst calls I have ever seen in hockey.

That is the shittiest goalie interference call I have ever seen. They interfered with their own goaltender.

Pretty despondent, personally.

The post office used to be the largest bank in the US...until the banking industry had a problem with that. Voila! No more postal banking.

It actually goes back much further than that. Every industry that's felt threatened by the PO has been given favorable laws that benefit the private sector and hampered the PO's ability to generate its own revenue. This current trend started in the 50's and 60's and led to now.