Fisherman. We're blowing up fishing boats.

Iran used Chinese spy satellite to target US bases Leaked documents show IRGC secretly acquired system and used it to guide strikes during war in March

Russia and China are helping Iran but Trump is angry at... Europe

Iran used Chinese spy satellite to target US bases - giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/... via @FT

I knew the Trump admin needed this bunker ballroom for their inevitable Masque of the Red Death finale, I just didn't think they also knew that.

I genuinely can't stop thinking about the Iranian kids who spent yesterday wondering if they were all going to die and what that day will do to them for the rest of their lives.

Crescent view of Earth. NASA/Artemis II/Kevin M. Gill

Crescent Earth as viewed by the Artemis II crew yesterday (April 4th).

flic.kr/p/2s5Z9yc

When the US admits that they killed any “military-aged men” who walked within 3km of a downed pilot they mean any boy lanky enough to be a teenager and any middle-aged man able to walk unaided with a cane got shot in the head for the crime of walking.

Thorvalds piller virker ikke længere. Han er billedet på et problem, der kan true folkesundheden verden over Hvis ikke vi gør noget drastisk, kan antibiotikaresistente bakterier blive en større dræber end kræft. I en ny serie sætter Information fokus på antibiotika og truslen fra resistensen

“Ud af de 137 ton antibiotika, der blev brugt i Danmark i 2024, gik 87 ton – svarende til 64 procent – til dyr i landbruget.” (Gavelink)

Dagens bedste

Just a helpful reminder to everyone: Wednesday is April 1st. If you see a news story or something that looks like a news story that makes you think "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??!??" ...the answer is probably yes, yes they are, that's it exactly.

“Kings had always been involving and impoverishing their people in wars, pretending generally, if not always, that the good of the people was the object,” a young representative named Abraham Lincoln wrote in 1848. This was “understood to be the most oppressive of all Kingly oppressions and they resolved to so frame the Constitution that no one man should hold the power of bringing this oppression upon us.” This quote, incidentally, is immortalized on the House’s website, if any members of Congress are looking for it.

In fairness it’s not like the consequences of having a mad king unilaterally take the country to war on a whim were so incredibly obvious that you could see it coming from the 18th and 19th centuries www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Or the big foot from Python.

I'm going!

Police Erupt in Violence Nationwide From New York to Los Angeles, police officers escalated the national unrest.

The most influential article I ever wrote had the impact it did explicitly because its headline (by @tomscocca.bsky.social) was something that an LLM trained on American journalism would never have come up with.

I don’t know when I have ever read anything so bracing. just a magnificent refusal to be distracted from the real questions. really, really, really good stuff

I always thought it was so unrealistic when the villain explained his plan step by step and then people fell for it anyway, yet here we are.

Det, men eyeliner.

The real theme of the modern age is "Nobody Wants This". AI, ICE in airports, ICE in general, the Iran War, data centers sending actual cities wiht people into blackouts -- "nobody" wants this. And yet here we are.

The only thing Trump's obliterated is America's reputation
anntelnaes.substack.com/p/obliterated

Da jeg var ung og var til fest i Viborg ville folk bare høre Astral Projection og sniffe coke af cd'er ude i køkkenet, respektfuldt så de ikke generede andre. De ville ikke pludselig være statsministre eller "sænke skatten på aktier" og den slags. De var tilfredse med livet.

Everyone but Trump Understands What He’s Done Allied leaders know that any positive gesture they make will count for nothing.

Trump does not think strategically, historically, geographically, or even rationally. He does not connect actions he takes on one day to events that occur weeks later. Allied leaders know that if they help him in the Gulf, he won't be grateful, or even remember
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

friend, this is Marcus Junius Brutus

CAESAR has declared himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE and MUST BE STOPPED

can you rush a donation of ten denarii today to show that you STAND WITH THE REPUBLIC?

Unik kortlægning: Oven på byernes drikkevand sprøjter landmænd med pesticider Lige oven over fremtidens drikkevand sprøjter landmænd i stor stil med pesticider, viser kortlægning. Flere af midlerne er under konkret mistanke for at være sundhedsskadelige og forurene grundvandet

Information har kortlagt drikkevandsområderne for hovedstaden, Fyn, Aalborg og Aarhus. I alt sprøjtes der med pesticider på cirka 40 procent af drikkevandsområderne. Kortlægningen blev offentliggjort i oktober sidste år. (2/x)
www.information.dk/indland/2025...

The best helper for working from home. Truly inspiring productivity.
#caturday #catsofBluesky

We turned away from the light when we invented a way to go online without the computer screaming in warning.

Du bliver både gladere, smukkere OG lever længere? 🥳

Det er godt at være på forkant! Vi tager den i Århus.

#churchofDavidBowie

two otters one is showing off her baby and the other is showing off a pipe with a headline that says that

being at the age where everyone you know is having children

Den lille kat oplevede sim første vinter med sne - og elskede det.