🌱 Day 101. Summary of facility closure. All personnel transferred. All stations cleared. The facility has served its function. Full report on file. #gardenSky #gardening #corporatehorror #documentaryseries #foundformat #gardenlife
It got all the way down to 27 this morning when it was supposed to only be 32. The potatoes and a few other tender plants didn’t do well, but the wall of water and the pop up greenhouse I put on the tomatoes and peppers seem to have kept the heat in from the ground well enough! Whew. 🌱
#gardenSky
I tried to feed them peanuts. I left their homes alone, and have for a long time, but they keep coming to dig up my plants. Squirrels drive me UP THE WALL.
I tried a
Look! It's a monarch chrysali-
Oh. It's brown.
...and there's a tiny hole in it.
Well. They do say that only 3-7% of monarch caterpillars make it to adulthood. 😔 #gardening #gardensky #butterfly #monarchs
KALE DIVISION | Extraction Report
Employees: Murray D. (SP-001), Fiona D. (SP-021)
Extraction type: Partial (cut-and-come-again)
Output collected: Yes
Volumes compared: No
Volumes needed to be compared: No
Both employees are expected to resume production.
New reports Mon/Wed/Fri.
🌱 Day 100. A partial extraction has been conducted in the Kale division. Volumes were not compared. Volumes did not need to be compared. #gardenSky #gardening
The world as seen by nemophila flowers.
#TLを花でいっぱいにしよう
#ネモフィラ
#ブルスコ写真部
#Photography
#Photo
#photographic
#flower
@botanical.bsky.social
@bskyphotos.bsky.social
Pink flowers with fused petals that look like little plates or parasols are clustered at the top of a stem with long, narrow leaves.
My Kalmia carolina (southern sheep laurel a.k.a. southern sheepkill a.k.a. Carolina laurel) is blooming its heart out. So many more flowers than last year.
Luckily, there are no sheep around here. 🌱
White flowers with deep purple in the middle. The top flower has a brown decorated butterfly visitor
#photography #nature #flowers #butterfly
nature/nurture
No idea yet. 😭
My dog just trampled all over my beets. you have my solidarity.
SP-016 | Arthur C. | Peas
Status: External - gaining traction
Profile: Referral hire. Bypassed onboarding. Deployed under unfavorable conditions. Has never seen the building. Was not projected to succeed. Has begun engaging with infrastructure that was not assigned to him. Flag filed reluctantly.
Day 93. The referral hire has not failed. This was not projected. Arthur has begun engaging with organizational infrastructure. The flag was filed reluctantly. 🌱 #gardenSky #gardening
MARIGOLD DIVISION | Performance Review
Status: On track
Benchmarks: Met
Incidents: None
This review contains no action items. It has been filed.
🌱 Day 89. The marigold division has met all projected benchmarks. Output is on schedule. No incidents have been reported. The review has been filed. #gardenSky #gardening
Pink and yellow pansy flowers with purple centers growing in a pot.
Pink pansies 😍🌱
#bloomscrolling
#flowers
#garden
TOMATO DIVISION | Staffing Report
Positions filled: 8 of 9
Vacancy: 1
Status: Noted
Action taken: None
The position has not been reposted. No investigation has been conducted. The absence has been absorbed.
🌱 Day 89. The tomato division onboarded multiple candidates. All but one reported for duty. The position has not been reposted. #gardenSky #gardening
> back is hurting because i've been sick, my core is weak, and my desk job is pretty idle.
> ok, let's do some back and core strength to get my back feeling better long term since I don't feel miserable today.
*DOMS HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*
It was almost 90 yesterday, now it’s going down to 30 tomorrow night. I hate this. 😭
Sometimes I have only 5 minutes or so to film in between commitments.
Generally, the plant's "working hours" are meant to be between 0800 and 1700, unless the topic or subject of the video is unique enough to warrant "overtime".
fun fact: the time stamp on the upper-left side of the shorts correlate to the date that the footage was taken. Ex: Day 89 is 89 days after Jan 1st 2026, so that would be March 31st 2026.
The actual times (HHMM format) are usually fudged, though.
#gardening
Imma just leave this here... 🌱
That was my take yesterday too. 😭
It's these fleeting views that make all of the effort worth it. 🌱 #gardensky
a brown pointer mix puppy with white legs and paws stands on an exam table in profile, but his head faces the camera. he has tall Yoda-like ears, and blue, hazy eyes that seem as if they can see your future, or at the very least directly into your soul.
This is Jolteon. He was born with an eye disorder that causes fluid buildup and impairs his vision. Without treatment, he's at risk of developing painful blisters and ulcers that may ultimately require the removal of both eyes. You can help him below ❤️🩹
1510.fan/jolteon-bsd
It gets less rough after episode 10-ish. I'm learning as I go.
I'll try to be better about uploading some of the short form videos re: corporate plants, but for now, here's what I've currently got. Figured this would be better than spamming your feeds with tons of videos. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcmt...
🌱 #seedlings #lookwhatimade
HEUCHERRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🌱
This eyeshadow palette is a whole mood
