Was literally thinking today about how nice cavemen had it not having to deal with the agony of modernity but the trade off being that they probably never ever knew the mango

Multiple times this week have I needed to use my right hand on my right elbow. Who tf built this thing

Literally probably

How did she land Shakira wtf

i'm not super sure about that one hocam bey

I was surprised they were functional (even self checkout) they prob have a dedicated power source for these specific instances lol

All the power went out at Costco and everything went offline EXCEPT the registers

I’m looking at this and thinking maybe I just don’t like flavored sparkling water

They should invent one of these where all three flavors are good

I think the king of ASMR is the backpack

eating ketchup out of the PACKET 💜

My goat

ok but is the gay dude a neoliberal

The last outage was so scary

forever 😏😌

No we have THREE types of dumpsters. I’m talking about the city that never shuts tf up: New York!

Greatest city in the world and you haven’t invented the dumpster?

Infinitely better. Night and day

U thought u were gonna find an ally in me, ghoul

There’s no movie it’s just people doin stuff

2026 and I still hate Kiki’s Delivery Service

#birdbot

ot but I love seeing cn wow media. so cool

it's not latin music if it's not in latin

...LMAO

This is the first time I’ve received a used book that was actually uhhh *used*

I don’t have a lucky shirt but I do have an unlucky shirt and I’m wearing it right now and almost got into a shouting match with a coworker

Wdym? You’re looking at the future of technology