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Posts by Philip Hauser

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Re-reading this baby right now for.........reasons.......😉

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How I deal with movie recommendations now:

You have to watch this movie, it's so good!

"Cool, I've save it for later."

You have to watch this movie, it's so insane I thought I was going to lose my fucking mind!"

"I will watch this immediately."

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Lmao, in that alternate universe, I would love to be a fly on the wall when one of the writers suggests the "Star Child" as part of the end game in ME 3.

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I actually rewatched it last year myself and it kinda made me wonder what the Mass Effect games might have become if Bioware just paid Straczynski to write it instead.

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Me: "Elon please..."

Elon: [starts beatboxing into a bread stick]

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I had a really weird dream where me, my fiance, and my friends were all eating at a table in a restaurant with Elon. I was trying to convince him to read Neuromancer to understand why people were afraid of what he was doing, and his reaction was to do the worst improv rapping I've ever seen.

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Can't wait to see the version where Blofeld is just a misunderstood technocrat trying to bring order to the world, while Bond is depicted as an even bigger misogynist, drunkard, and overall bigger villain than the antagonist himself.

Dumb nerds: "Uh...Blofeld was right actually lmao!"

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Me hearing an Idiocracy reference in 2024: "Wow! Definitely on point!"

Me hearing an Idiocracy reference in 2025: "Please stop..."

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YES!

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buncha books on various tables and shelves

buncha books on various tables and shelves

Our little bookstore is looking quite full with our newest table display! Come down to Ghoulish Books in Selma, TX and check us out! Or shop online at ghoulish.rip 😘

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People out there shaming me into staying "informed" at the expense of my mental health.

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Meanwhile, at my old alma mater

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SHORT TAKE: Urban Fantasy: Exploring Modernity through Magic by Stefan Ekman: Review by Gary K. Wolfe Urban Fantasy: Exploring Modernity through Magic, Stefan Ekman (Lever Press 978-1643150642, $26.99, 351pp, tp) August 2024. Stefan Ekman opens his engrossing new study Urban Fantasy: Exploring Mode…

SHORT TAKE: Urban Fantasy: Exploring Modernity through Magic by Stefan Ekman: Review by Gary K. Wolfe locusmag.com/2025/02...

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My life prior to cable and internet

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Biden was very deliberately positioning himself to be a modern Eisenhower giving a "military-industrial complex" speech, right down to assuming the identity of "guy very solemnly warning about the thing he probably should have been doing something to prevent this whole time"

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Pitch Events on BlueSky Pitch Events on BlueSky Rules of Thumb All pitch events have their own rules, but here are a few rules of thumb for best results on BlueSky. No AI – all work should be your own (commissioned art shoul...

I made a list of all the pitch events we know about in the BlueSky #WritingCommunity so far.

I've included links to all the hashtags, whether they're an agent pitch or a hype event, what kinds of manuscripts are included, and the accounts associated with the events!

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

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Episode 74 - Green Room The Cinema Enigma Podcast · Episode

The episode of the Cinema Enigma Podcast where we talk about "The Green Room" ... and, of course, Nazis.

open.spotify.com/episode/5mp8...

#filmsky

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SUBSTRATE PHANTOMS JESSICA REISMAN July 30, 2024   978-1-958880-23-4 trade paperback, 5.5 x 8.5, 286 pgs Order copies below, or buy print or ebooks of this title from these dealers. (More venues forthcoming) The spac...

Substrate Phantoms-"This genre-expanding narrative unfolds with a distinctive writing style and voice, leaving a hauntingly memorable impression."— BookLife Prize
& my collection, The Arcana of Maps & Other Stories, are both available at Fairwood Press! fairwoodpress.com/store/p165/S...

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Congratulations to Patrice Sarath on her new short story collection, out today from NewCon Press!

1 year ago 11 8 1 0
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THEY'RE POSTING THE HOTDOGS THEY'RE POSTING THE CATFISH!

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A number of artists and creators have made their home on Bluesky, and we hear their concerns with other platforms training on their data. We do not use any of your content to train generative AI, and have no intention of doing so.

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Considering the "substantive discourse" happening right now, this was probably a bad time to be bed ridden with an ankle injury with only my phone and TV for company.

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I hate the internet during an election year.

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[Writer posting]

Me: writing a book taking place in Austin during 2006

Also Me: "wtf? That location closed in 2019? Doing research for this WIP fucking blows, man..."

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A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #830,688, Philip Hauser ‪@philhauser.bsky.social‬, joined on Sep 1, 2023"

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #830,688, Philip Hauser ‪@philhauser.bsky.social‬, joined on Sep 1, 2023"

I was #830,688 apparently? Cool beans.

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On this day in Ghost in the Shell history...

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PICK A SIDE, AMERICA!

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Me and boys get Breen pilled with @arrowsmorgan.bsky.social in this latest episode of Cinema Enigma!
spotify.link/lEX6dtRdvDb

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We get into the Breen-o-verse in this latest episode of Cinema Enigma! Guest appearance including @arrowsmorgan.bsky.social !
spotify.link/lEX6dtRdvDb

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When you see a meme saved on your phone and you have no idea what it is or what you were planning to use it for.

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