Got quite teary reading this. We are very lucky that George came to live in Aotearoa

Jesus Christ, Luke Malpass has murdered Nicola Willis! #NZPol

Chicago p’Ope being a leader of the revolution wasn’t on my bingo card, but I’m here for it

Post Donald Tusk @donaldtusk The threat of NATO's break-up, easing sanctions on Russia, a massive energy crisis in Europe, halting aid for Ukraine and blocking the loan for Kyiv by Orbán - it all looks like Putin's dream plan. ...

The Polish PM gets Trump exactly right.

NASA employee: oh hey u guys are back early

astronaut: Moon rocket's haunted by microsoft outlook

NASA employee: what?

astronaut: *cocking shotgun* Haunted. Outlook

Yes to ppl pointing out this is a Cunliffe/Little moment in terms of optics & the need to transition leadership.
But the 🥔 has no one to pass the 🏉 to. Yes, he has a woman trying to cosplay Jacinda, but that is not enough: they need actual leadership skills.
As Labour was, until it found them
#nzpol

Recap of tonight’s address by the Orange Man.

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I think one really cool thing about our return to the moon is that we just have vastly better cameras now

Australians on here going: Ees that fucken eet mate??
NZers sobbing like: OH FOR A SINGLE DROP OF SUCH REASSURING LEADERSHIP

On the other hand, a great moment for a #NoKings protest? 🍿

Chapeau,
Senator Claude Malhuret!

Our Molly is on We Rate Dogs!!! She got 14/10 for being bravest girl and as we know is beloved by the whole nation of Aotearoa. Imagine if she went on a patting tour and we all just lined up to boop her nose or give an approved treat. I love Molly

Larvae from exotic mosquito which could carry deadly diseases found in Auckland CBD The mosquito breed could carry diseases including dengue fever, yellow fever, zika virus and chikungunya virus.

The Gov cutting 391 MPI staff in 2024 is in no way related.. #nzpol

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Seymour. He is more determined and better trained. But ohhhh, even up against Luxo? He is the stupidest

Ffs what on earth is the public interest in publishing this little dude’s brain farts…?!??

There once was a PM called Luxon
Who thought his job was just to fuck some
He fucked all about
And then he found out
The job actually needed to be done

It's actually becoming offensive how much of what should be clear public communication in a looming crisis is actually campaign messaging about how they won't do what those other guys did during Covid.

Kaitāia timber mills may close with loss of hundreds of jobs Juken New Zealand which is one of Kaitāia's biggest employers says it has started consulting staff about the future of its Northland Mill and Triboard Mill.

High cost of power is a main contributor to the collapse of manufacturing in NZ - businesses & lives out priced, inequality and unemployment growing exponentially - increased dependency on imported goods - insanity !

“ High costs - power especially - have long cast a shadow “
#nzpol

In a functional democracy, he would offer his resignation tonight.

Mayor Brown says you’re dumb.

Workers who fall for ‘corporate bullshit’ may be worse at their jobs, study finds New study finds that employees impressed by corporate speak may be least equipped to make effective decisions

And don't we know it. Chris Luxon still thinks he's a CEO, talks in management word salads, and is the most useless prime minister of my life time.

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Iran could spell the end of the gas levy: Government changes messaging on LNG plan The Government’s plan for a LNG import terminal could be at risk, with Prime Minister Christopher Luxon softening his language on the Government’s plan on Monday morning.

Luxon Luxoffs the Not So Many Watts Plan #nzpol

Looks like Operation Stupider Gallipoli is go

Luxoff, the CEO of Aotearoa New Zealand🤦🏻‍♂️
#nzpol

He doesn’t know what his job is

Luxon: My job is the CEO
Tova: Your job is the Prime Minister #nzpol

photo showing the rescuers saving the dog, next to the statue commemorating them

closeup on the base of the statue, showing a dog and a man in a ball cap

the top of the statue, where the person at the top of the slope has his hand outstretched so the viewer can "help" pull him up

in 2016 a group of strangers in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning by forming a human chain to reach him. they just unveiled a statue commemorating the event and I'm genuinely about to start sobbing

It’s disgusting to think the signature from Epstein’s birthday card would be on our currency.