Simon has left the band and whats worse Alvin said our band is called Alvin and the Chipmunk now. like im just a thing

-I don't remember these tv shows/movies.
#MetalGearSolid #ResidentEvil #Metroid #StarFox

Reddit post titled “Non smut books rec.” Text: “I’m a smut reader but I’ve recently discovered books like powerless or song of achilles, and I need more book recommendations, of books similar to it.”

This is NOT meant as shade against this Redditor, all love and power to them, but I’m cracking up imagining someone saying this about movies. “Hey Reddit! I’m a long time porno watcher and I’ve recently discovered movies without unsimulated penetration. Any recommendations in this category?”

p1: Autumn is leaving the bathroom. p2: A visage of God appears before Autumn. To the untrained eye, God resembles a milk carton. God: AUTUMN WINTERS. BEHOLD YOUR GOD. p3: Autumn beholds their god. Autumn: Wow, the real God! Are you appearing in a familiar form so that my mortal mind can comprehend you? G: No. Now listen p4: God floats ominously, showing off the cute cow face on their front. G: You have been chosen to spread an important message. One only you can share. For you-- and only you-- have discovered… the true way to wipe. p5: Autumn points at themselves cautiously. A: Wait, you mean… I’m the only person who does it like that…? G, off-panel: Correct p6: Autumn starts flipping out at the non-plussed God. A: In the whole world? What’s everybody else doing? I can-- I can adapt! Please, I have my whole life ahead of me! G: You must not. You have a responsibility, Autumn. You must set the world on the true path. p7: Autumn contemplates the weight of being as God continues their commandments off-panel. G: Go forth, Autumn, and tell everyone of your special technique. Friends. Family. Coworkers. Tell them all how you wipe, before it is too late. You God commands it, Autumn. Go now. Go. Go. Go

Nothing Doing no. 64

if you watch or support this you're a bad person btw. i'm not arguing with you about it either

BREAKING: Two police dogs at separate airports have reportedly bitten ICE agents today.

Glad that Sora going under is causing an influx of kingdom hearts jokes. Should have seen this coming

This is a bad deal. You do not need 1 billion dollars to give Sora access to Disney characters. You can buy a perfectly good gummi ship for like 1250 munni

Nation shocked as John Fetterman arrested for historic murders at Camp Crystal Lake.

Video games should reward you every time you play them with a crisp $ 10 Bill

i need to see the CEO of boeing film himself eating a 737 the way the mcdonalds CEO ate his product

I just heard the new Bruno Mars song "Why You Wanna Fight?" and I literally cannot stop thinking about this post

The BLACK MAGE

FINAL FANTASY
SQUARE 1990
NES

#birdbot

Good morning! Yes, this is he

Art by Whilce Portacio. “It is about VENGEANCE, Gaijin! And HONOR! And DEATH!”

Laughing my ass off at this UXM plotline where Iceman’s trying to get his racist dad to be cool with his Japanese girlfriend, and they all go to dinner together but then, unfortuntaely, a bunch of cyborg ninja show up to kill the racist dad and they’re all saying shit like this:

“Aunt Fritzi” is the eternally-relevant, endlessly malleable figure of comics mythos that people want “Batman” to be.

Flock of losers 👹🎯🍖🦇🦈🚀

Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom. Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry. By Isaac Chotiner March 4, 2026

Excuse me. Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me. I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are. Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train. I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015? If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

Classics Of Game 134

We've freed Cookie's Bustle from copyright hell. Here's how. | Video Game History Foundation We've stopped a persistent copyright troll who was trying to impede our work. Here's everything we learned—and how we beat them.

BREAKING: We've freed Cookie.

Following an investigation by VGHF, Ukie and Web Capio have suspended DMCA takedowns for Cookie's Bustle on behalf of Graceware, SL.

More info:

Damn it

Blind Alley No. 421

poster for an upcoming Toronto screening of Dreams In Nightmares, presented by Black Gold

A screenshot from Mitsumete Knight (PlayStation). My character has just met Sparkster, of Rocket Knight Adventures fame, in an ordinary street. In spite of the fact that the game is otherwise full of ordinary humans, he is still clearly a goggles-wearing possum in blue armour.

A screenshot from Mitsumete Knight (PlayStation). We fight on the cobbled street. Sparkster's proportions are more "realistic", but it's still recognisably him. His rocket pack gives off little gusts of air.

A screenshot from Mitsumete Knight (PlayStation). Still, in battle, Sparkster prepares for a special attack. The cut-in art shows him smiling, ready to strike.

A screenshot from Mitsumete Knight (PlayStation). Sparkster rocket boosts towards my character, turning blue and smeary in the process.

YOU REALLY NEED TO SEE THIS SEMI-SECRET CHARACTER ENCOUNTER IN MITSUMETE KNIGHT

Gengar original