I'd like to take this opportunity that I WILL be getting the surgery that turns you into a cephalopod.

Art by @dannastaaf.bsky.social

Here are some paintings I made in April.

MS paint

Like “hey Emily you should reach out to people more!” And it’s like oh cool, to do that I gotta wade through heroin while getting shocked, so that when I finally get there I just don’t even have the energy anymore to go that extra step so I end up lying in the heroin and shocks bc it’s just easier.

Honestly having a smartphone with a career online nowadays feels like being the rat in the box alone with heroin and water, except to get to rat park you have to go through the heroin dispenser itself, and also the water is just lesser heroin, and also occasionally you get shocked for no reason.

Sketchy doodles of humongous entertainment computer games. Fatty bear and putt-putt.

I wanna make more fanart stickers hehe

Sticky note drawing

#vonzentart

A gouache painting of lapras talking happily with Azumarill while wading in the water at the beach. The are lit with the glow of the sunset sky behind them, with colors of orange, blue and purple. The scene is inspired by Pokemon Pokopia

20/30 of #pleinAirpril

Fun in the sun 🌅

#pokemon #gouache #art #pokopia

𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙎𝙥𝙤𝙩𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩

Icon for ZloTo!

part 1/2 of my first draft of the sona lore zine i made at @juleshroom.bsky.social ‘s panel at fcl today! throwback for those who remember this guy he’s not dead just don’t draw him as much lately but trying to change that ;3 hope you enjoy! #sonaoriginszine

Holo

💚Just a reminder that if you’re taking part in the 420 activities today

To be a hero
Save a life
Don’t get behind the wheel

A life is worth more than an uber
And a life is worth more than a DoorDash
Be good, have fun
Stay safe

Friends don’t let friends drive high

a drawn window pop-up that titled "very normal notification". The message reads "hi there, could I perhaps have your credit card infomation please?" and the box shows an image of a chibi cute wolf with big puppy eyes. the panel shows boxes to input your credit card infomation, and the button below say "thanks"

Definitely not Malware! <3

We got him some eye ointment (which he takes beautifully) for it and a follow-up vet visit heh

Yeah he has an eye issue and was scratching it so we have to give him the ruff of shame UnU

Ooh gorgeous!

A square shaped artwork A dark grey wallpaper with a copper long thin leaf pattern. On top is a hand embroidered male stag beetle, turned away facing towards the right

"Stag Beetle"
Hand embroidery thread painting artwork
For the critter theme of #RepostYourArt
#WildlifeArt #embroidery

Me, the dog, and Matthewe in the car. The dog is wearing a giant cone.

Guess who gets to wear the Cone of Necessary Evil for a week.

"Dogs aren't real. This feels fictional. This is a dream creature."
– @weatherstar.bsky.social

One is an objectively more fun way to go, that's for certain

Today was one of those special days where a local tells you about a secret spot and the next day you hike back to a giant brick ruin in the shape of an Uncharted level and you climb/hop/scramble all over it holding a nikon n80 w/zoom lens and late that night your body is 44 and was the entire time

I was wearing BEAT UP SAMBAS. I was breaking my own hard rules re: not breaking bones. But I'm a veteran of acting like a goof on a quest in the forest ruins out of earshot of anyone so that offset the bad choices a bit. And now my entire lower half hurts. I'm a centaur but pain instead of horse.

THINGS/CYRUS.GIF

Without having seen the show but having seen Mel I could tell what this was immediately and I do have to see this show

I was thinking about having to watch that show earlier today myself

Brass snail

Brass snail mesuring tape

The best thing ive ever found in a garadge sale, a snail that is also a mesuring tape

I literally audibly inhale gasped and whispered "what"

a crude pixel art sketch of a red onion sitting atop some kind of fabric in a still life sort of way

sketch a onion

a striped beast