still can’t believe that given the choice between “bountiful, free, clean energy from the earth, wind, and sun” and “poisonous dead animal sludge price sensitive to global politics” we keep choosing the latter
It’s 4/20, Colorado! 🍃
As Governor, our state created the gold standard for marijuana legalization.
Now, we’re taking it national, with our legislation to set us up for success when marijuana becomes legal nationwide.
Man, when you compare the bravery of every day Minnesotans to the overpaid cops it’s astounding
I work for Rollins, and hope it's McMahon, because she's much more evil.
I’m a big flan of clarification
— a real text i just sent to an acquaintance
The 2015 NHL draft was fixed so McDavid went to the Oilers
After spending ten solid years as a debunker, I don't buy into any conspiracy theories out there. I grow my own
Stage managers. What you’re looking for is stage managers
This Is Just To Say
I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update
and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize
Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying
I was in The Ice. Bring on the warmies.
#WarForever
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During the peak of COVID, a number of parents learned or re-learned that teaching is difficult. But this has had no lasting impact. Hasn't translated to calls to increase teacher pay, for example.
On this date, 112 years ago, members of the Colorado National Guard and private security opened fire on striking miners and their families at Ludlow, Colorado, in the southeast of the state. 21 people were killed, mostly women and children.
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1 year ago today I was terminated by DOGE from USAID where I worked to get humanitarian aid into Gaza. Everyone I knew across almost 10 years of my career across 3 prior jobs became unemployed as well. My entire LinkedIn network suddenly became "open to work"
I'm a one issue voter. Punishment.
Recently revealed memos showed that the CDC also ignored hundreds of studies on the safety and effectiveness of the COVID vaccine when it restricted its use back in May 2025. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
usually the Bob is silent
The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!
Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!
I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT
From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks
As foretold by prophecy, LAPD used their "first responder" drones to spy on No Kings protests and anti-ICE protests: theintercept.com/2026/04/20/l...
I hadn't really thought about the risks of making yourself The Bad Object to the most unhinged people in the world
Mr. Onion willingly accepting those risks in order to turn something incredibly vile and cancerous into something extremely silly is beautiful
Tying back to the very first post in this thread.
Genocidal white supremacy doesn't care how much it costs, how much it hurts their own people, in service to the cause of mass harm and death.
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"Why did you take a knee during the anthem?"
"Why didn't anyone else?"
More like "immediate slap chat"
"This couldn’t be a simpler scandal to sum up for the American people, if anyone cared to do so: This is Donald Trump ordering the looting of the public treasury for his own benefit."
guys... how many times are we going to try this
As an editor: we do not take any of this personally because we know we're right and eventually the writer will too. Just part of the job
There's actually a fun story behind this: the guy who was NYC superintendent of school buildings from 1891 to 1923 was an architect who believed in holistic learning, and wanted to inspire kids to rise out of poverty by giving them a sense of the possibility of granduer through construction.
Gosh, I can't imagine why the NHL gave the Oilers another day or two before their series with Anaheim started.
Couldn't possibly have anything to do with one of their superstars being day-to-day with an injury, so he could get the maximum number of rest and recovery and rehab days.
For fuck's sake, sign up for The Onion, and get a free limited edition IW tote.
A share of merch sales will go to the Sandy Hook families, which will be the first time they get any money since they filed this lawsuit eight years ago.
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women don't like the vehicle
