JERSEY FRIENDS - You can find two copies of the revised/expanded/updated edition of DEATH ON THE DEVIL'S TEETH signed by yours truly at the Bridgewater Barnes & Noble in the Somerset Shopping Center!
Thanks so much to everyone there for stocking it!
#truecrime #weirdnj #authorlife
Nancy tells Sluggo that she’s been feeding crows lately, but she doesn’t think they remember her yet. Sluggo looks in the sky, to a flock of crows flying in the shape of Nancy’s head. He tells Nancy to turn around.
Nancy 4/7/26
The white flag, aka the official flag of the Confederacy
Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.
Would also settle for "religious but can shut the fuck up about it"
FBI agent Denise played by David Duchovny and Dale Cooper, played by Kyle Maclachlan, Twin Peaks 1990
David Duchovny played a transgender woman, Denise, on Twin Peaks in 1990 and when greeting Cooper, the show's protagonist, she says, "I prefer Denise, if you don't mind" and Cooper responds with "OK" and her identity is settled within a couple seconds and was a non-issue, 36 years ago.
Huge thank you to the Montclair Public Library for displaying ROOM 100 this month - this book was a real labor of love and seeing it on display in my old stomping grounds is a real treat!
#Room100 #Montclair #AuthorLife #TrueCrime #SidVicious #NancySpungen #SexPistols #PunkRock #Punk
a tumblr post with a user named bvckbiter writing "is this character good or bad" "is this shop unproblematic or not" "is this arc deserving of redemption or not" girl... underneath it is a screenshot from the show shōgun of a character saying "i don't have time for this christian nonsense"
How I feel reading 99% of art and media critique these days
"Kanye is the greatest artist to ever live" is code for "I have terminal LA brain rot and have only listened to five albums in my life."
(Me on the phone with 911)
"No you hang up first 🥹"
The emperor has no clothes.
Time for the #25thAmendment. Congress and the Cabinet must act.
NASA isn't why the US doesn't have universal healthcare, or a social safety net. The US doesn't have those things because politicians with the power to provide them choose specifically not to (with varying levels of support from voters). Enthusiasm for human spaceflight doesn't drive that choice.
A new dawn for exploration has arrived. In less than a week, four human beings will fly farther from Earth than anyone ever has before.
The future begins now.
Godspeed Artemis ll
We're literally murdering Iranian children in an illegal war but this is what the news is talking about.
Someone was abducted at 10 AM by ICE on Central Ave. Their coworker says they’ve lived here for over 20 years, are documented, and have 3 kids who were born here.
Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.
Republicans: Clinton, Obama, and Biden did all the same things you hate Trump for doing - where was your outrage then???
Me: If Clinton, Obama, and Biden were doing the same things Trump is doing, how come y'all hate them so much?
Republicans: 😐
Republicans under Clinton, Obama, and Biden:
THERE'S A BORDER CRISIS - WE'RE UNDER SIEGE 😭😭😭
Republicans under Trump:
Well actually, Clinton, Obama, and Biden deported more than Trump ever did. I am very smart and you should take me seriously.
Gen Xers will be like "Everything I know about politics I learned from Rage Against the Machine," and every Rage song is like -
Guitar: (Wah-wah widdly noises)
Sideshow Bob: "DID YOU KNOW THE GOVERNMENT IS BAD? *I DID!* FFFFFFFFUCK!"
Tonight you will be visited by three spirits
😎✌️🌟❤️🎶🌈🥦☮️
And they stand at the counter scratching and won't get the fuck out of the way 🙄
I am convinced that I ran over a gypsy in a past life and my curse is that I am forever behind someone older than 50 in the checkout line who somehow still has not figured out how money works.
Nancy Mace sounds like a Nancy Grace drag persona.
Springsteen voice:
WELL A BRONY TRIED TO BLOW UP THE RNC LAST NIGHT
Netflix: "We're so sorry that we cancelled your favorite show that you pay $20 a month to watch - it's just so expensive to make 😢"
Also Netflix: "We're buying Warner Bros. for $83 billion."
My favorite part of the X-Files opening sequence is when they ran out of spooky shit to throw in, so they added a random shot of a Radio Shack plasma light instead.
In related news, Secretary Whiskey Pete has un-cancelled his tattoo coverup appointment.
Well THAT’S pretty revealing.
Texas, my ass. Russian paid troll all the way.
I think we have enough shows revolving around Tim Robinson acting socially awkward and yelling. We're good now.
Real talk: "Sunshine Of Your Love" objectively sucks - no one wants to hear Jack Bruce singing about his "seeds" drying up 🤮
Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this
